Several Akteonites, ones still loyal to King Unter, blasted away at several other Akteonites, shooting them one by one.
Several of the Akteonites killed each other, and there stood the great steed of Emperor Primal, Emperor of Monopolia, Gerard Persuvius Prime, who sat on top of Bite Prime along with Fred Prime sitting behind him. Bite Prime stood a whopping height of thrice a Grizzly, and she screeches monstrously charging into the meeting. Bite Prime might be the only giant Rexes.
Name: Gerard Persuvius Prime of Earth-0
Height: 5 feet
Species: Neanderthalized Human
Stim: Neanderthal Physiology
Name: Fred of Earth-0
Height: 5 feet
Species: Canidized Human
Stim: Dog Physiology
Name: Bite of Earth-0
Height: Thrice a Grizzly
Species: Rexized Chicken
Stim: T-Rex Physiology
Behind them is Gerard Starcross riding Bite Starcross, while carrying the young Fred Starcross strapped on his chest.
Name: Gerard Persuvius Starcross of Earth-1
Height: 5 feet
Species: Neanderthalized Human
Stim: Neanderthal Physiology
Name: Fred of Earth-1
Height: 0.5 feet
Species: Canidized Human
Stim: Dog Physiology
Name: Bite of Earth-1
Height: A Grizzly
Species: Pygmy Rexized Chicken
Stim: T-Rex Physiology
Behind them are much smaller Pygmy Rexes all ridden by the Cavemen and Apemen of Akteon, Mothers of Nature, Worshippers of Wighfigh, and the Cyborgian Salvaged, all standing before battle.
The two Kings meet with Unter Starcross.
Name: Unter Lightning Starcross of Earth-1
Height: 6 feet
Species: Neanderthalized Human
Stim: Neanderthal Physiology
Kulam: Lightning Eyes
Unter Starcross scoffed. “So. My Prime version had been vanquished, I presume.”
“How are so many of you coming back?” asked Gerard Starcross. “Uncle…?”
“Ahhh… Alas, when you give it some time and thought, you realize that allowing ANYONE to enter could allow for some conjures. Especially for the Morningstar Council who much enjoy adding me in… My Prime version was a noble man, but alas, you? Heheheh… Even nobler. Makes my throat writhe out vomit. You think that the Saint King meant well…”
“You killed your own father out of hatred. Unter Prime respected Beatle Prime.”
“HE WAS A SAVAGE!!! A man raise by an animal is nothing more than an animal like he is.”
“You’re more animal than any of us…“ mocked Gerard Prime.
“Animal? I was raised by the lack of mercy…”
“Beatle Silver wanted to save you. He wanted to save you, but he didn’t know you were there, eating your father.”
“Spare me the belief in your false Messiah. I much enjoy this version of you, nephew… Cowering behind your ‘noble’ self,” smirked Unter Lightning Silver. “So, have at thee. If you wish to fight in this battlefield, so be it. But when we’re done with you, we will inherit your empire, Gerard Prime.”
Gerard Prime sighs. “Why do you hate me?”
Unter Starcross shook his head. “‘Why?’ ‘WHY!?!?’ Because you represent everything that the world shouldn’t be… The world is better left cowering, in pain, fists up, rather than relying on nobility and salvation. I am disgusted that you don’t understand that I represent all that is wrath, ALL THAT IS REVENGE!!! HE MADE ME EAT MY FATHER!!!”
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Gerard Prime just broke bread and offered Unter Starcross some, but he slaps it away, and it is tossed to the ground. “He was trying to save you… But he didn’t know you were still alive. MABUS wiped out everyone in the lab and Beatle thought it was empty. He blew it up, thinking you were long-...”
“SILENCE!!!” roared Unter Starcros. “Do not reason with wrath…” Unter sneers and yips by kicking the head of his Turkey Rex, as it bucks and clucks away. “Move, Thanksgiving!”
“Whoa…” said Gerard Starcross. “He just hit his dino. That’s animal abuse.”
Four heroes land from the sky.
Name: Slime Tutorial Prime/Jedan Ligera of Earth-152
Height: 5’5
Species: Infected
Stim: Rubber Body
Name: Slime Tutorial Silver/Jedan Ligera of Earth-777
Height: 5’5
Species: Infected
Stim: Rubber Body
Name: Lord Marvel Prime/Chris Lord of Earth-152
Height: 5’3
Species: Infected
Stim: Peak Human
Name: Lord Marvel Silver/Chris Lord of Earth-777
Height: 5’3
Species: Infected
Stim: Peak Human
“I can’t believe either of you have heard of that,” smirked Jedan Silver, rubber-stretching into the field.
“The four of you are very, very late…”
Jed Prime lands next to Jed Silver. “Sexy! Better than soon!”
“MAKE IT A THREEWAY!!!” Lord Silver lands before them.
“What a foursome…” landed Lord Prime.
“Who are you guys supposed to be? I mean, I know you guys, but… like… as a whole?” asked Gerard Starcross.
“The Terrific Foursome,” smirked Jed Prime.
A screech could be heard in the end as Unter Starcross’s battalion charged.
“Damn,” said Jed Prime. “That’s terrifying. So, the Croods are comin’! Shit, was that a slur?”
Gerard Prime rolls his eyes, as he charged forward, and his army blew the horn and charged as well.
Gerard Prime blasted a wind blade at Unter Starcross.who dodges and blasts at Gerard Prime.
“PUNT CANNON!!!” roared Unter Starcross, blasting a blue beam that explodes every five meters before reaching Gerard Starcross, as Lord Silver uses his own pecs to block the blast.
Lord Silver flexes his muscles and bows his head. “Listen, Unter Lightning of Starcross World. You are an insult to everything Miguel Azral stands for. And, as the Peak Human Being, I say, you fucking suck.”
“Oh?” smirked Unter Starcross. “What are you gonna do?”
“He will enter our true form,” smirked Lord Prime.
“Exactly,” smirked Lord Silver.
Unter Lightning Starcross smirked and blasted and blew up the face of one of their soldiers.
Lord Silver slowly gains his muscles that further reached compared to Lord Prime’s, and begins entering a crab stance.
Unter laughs. “What Usog technique is this!? Stone Eyes 2.0: Karate Kid mode?”
Lord Silver just tares at Unter, before beginning to crawl around sideways.
Gerard Starcross smirks as Unter prepares to shoot him as well, only for the blast to phase through all of them, including Bite Starcross and the puppy Fred Starcross.
Lord Silver began to crawl left to right with such quickness that it terrified them all.
Instead of stone armor, he just uses his body.
“You see, rocks aren’t really the best material to use during battle,” smirked Lord Prime. “Until one day I discovered that stone is just anything that we consider Earth itself. Materials made from an aggregation of multiple minerals… Now, there are three versions of this cluster of minerals: Metamorphic, igneous, and sedimentary. And that begs the question… Is a person a stone? We are, arguably, forged by heat, forged from heat, and forged because of the very existence of heat.”
“Sedimentary rocks don’t form because of heat,” mocked Unter. “They form from sediment.”
“Due to movement. The very idea of movement already includes the idea of heat, since movement is the transference of one object to another place. Heat, in the most metaphysical sense, is transferrence of energy from two different temperatures. What I’m saying is to manipulate rocks, Usog’s Eyes of Stone, it should actually be Usog Eyes of Heat. Because unlike Eyes of Fire, which just blasts out burning gas, or Kulam’s Frost Eyes, which freezes the air around faith, the Eyes of Heat is generally the ability to control both forces.”
Unter blasts a Punt Cannon at Lord Silver, smirking, only to see that Lord Silver is unmoved upon the time the dust settles.
“Simply put,” said Lord Prime. “You’re done fucked now, my dude. It’s all good!“
Unter blasts at Lord Silver repeatedly, but Gerard Prime and Gerard Starcross hide behind him as Lord Silver essentially protects all behind him.
Lord Silver began to walk toward Unter in his crab stance, sideways and fists forward.
“Like a crab… the ultimate life form…” smirked Lord Prime. “All the years of bullying… being a jock… finally paid off…”
He remembers…
A much younger Chris would yell, screaming and having a tantrum while jocks just kept laughing at him.
“Lord Patawad!” laughed the jocks, as they walked away. “Lord, Patawad! Lord, Patawad! Lord, Pata-!”
Lord began punching the bullies away, and they get aggressive. They began marching toward the young Chris, only for Miguel to smile and yell, “Did y’all know uh… My name means the Angel of Death?”
The kids snicker. “DEMON!!!”
They all chant “Demon! Demon! Demon! Demon!”
“I didn’t know why at first… he decided to make himself the butt of a joke meant to insult me… But I knew… Because of him I needed to get stronger… Be a peak Human like he was…”
Miguel Prime cries softly, back of the class, hitting his head on the wall as the teacher yells at him and students laugh.
“Si Demon Abnoy, o!” laughed one kid. “It’s Demon Abnoy the Abnormal!”
The other kids laughed as the teacher shushed them all, angrily.
Makes Lord think… of all the things Miguel did for him.
“Everything I do… Is for my best friend…”
Now…
“Lord Silver, as I recently learned, grew up in Tondo in their timeline, but weirdly enough…” said Lord Prime.
Lord Silver sobs softly, now a Superhero, only for Miguel Silver to land before him, now in his vigilante suit.
“Who did this?” asked Miguel Silver.
Lord Silver points to an evil supervillain.
“Hahahaha! It is I! The Answer!” smiled teh Answer. “Every answer I say becomes true!!! And it is true that Lord Marvel is a loser! Anyone dares to ask another question?”
Miguel smiles and walks up to him. “What’s your take on gay rights?”
“Well… I… I uh… Oh God… Well-!”
The people began yelling, throwing trash, rebuking him for what he didn’t say as Miguel Silver smiles and pats Lord Silver on the back.
“Siomai Rice?” smiled Miguel Silver.
Lord Silver happily nods.
Now…
“What the CRABS?!?!” asked Unter Starcross, only to realize that Lord Silver, had defeated the entire army, and the Starcross Akteonite Army point their spears at Unter.
Lord Silver flexes.
“Impossible… None of you barely even attacked-!”
“ONE-HIT RUBBER!!!” Jedan Prime punts him with a stretchy hand, knocking Unter Silver out.
Jedan Prime bro fists Jedan Silver who proceeds to kick him into the Moon.
“RUBBER BALL!!!” Jedan Silver kicks him into an unknown Moon.
“Huh…” said Fred Prime, typing into his device. “Ey… Somethin’... Somethin’ is comin’ our way…”
Jedan Silver turns to Fred Prime. “Did that dog just talk?”
Fred Prime slaps the back of his head.
"Aswangs!"
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