Miguel wakes up before a group of men in World War II German gear and suits..
"Vell, vell, vell, if it izn't ze great Miguel Ibarra?" asked a handsome man. "I heard you killed all my men..."
Before...
Miguel stands before a group of Nazis.
The Nazis all point their highly advanced machine blasters at him.
"DON'T MOVE, FLIP!!!" roared one Nazi.
Miguel sneers.
Miguel charges, activating his sticks and blocks all of the bullets by ricocheting them back at their faces.
"DON'T SHOOT!!! IT'S PROMEZEUS!!!" roared the commander, as Prometheus uses his chain stick technique to grab the Nazi commander by the neck and snap it.
The Nazis take out their knives and Prometheus smiles, using only two sticks.
All the Nazis charge at once as Prometheus picks on and bashes on in the head, with his brains exploding everywhere.
Nine other Nazis back away, but three charge with daggers. Prometheus manages to block each of their attacks and strikes, grab one arm, breaking it, and catch the knife with his mouth, proceeding to tear his neck open.
Prometheus blocks the other five's knives in a perfect stick block, but a couple manage to stab him in the shoulder as they slice down his arm, causing Prometheus to jump and double kick the Nazis in the chest so hard that he punctures their chests.
The other three Nazis from before keep on trying to cut him as he grabs one, teleporting behind him and snapping his neck.
"HEIL-!!!"
Prometheus tosses the stick into one Nazi's face. "HEIL TO THIS, MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
The Nazi's head gets stabbed through.
Prometheus grabs his knife as one Nazi stabs him in the shoulder and Prometheus stabs him in the neck.
The rest of the three Nazis charge as Prometheus stabs one Nazi in the face over and over.
He slices the neck of the next one who charges at him.
The last Nazi stabs him in the back but Prometheus grabs him by the neck and stabs him...
"THOUGHT BUBBLE!!!" yelled Prometheus, as a flash of light occurs before the soldier's eyes...
Now...
"...37 FUCKING times..." said the Nazi commander.
"Man, you're terrible at narrating," smiled Prometheus, as the Nazi General jabs him in the face. "Those bastards killed... an entire village... They killed the woman I loved... She was carrying-..."
"BOOHOO!!! WHO FUCKING CARES!?!?"
Prometheus remembered...
The Nazis point their guns at Prometheus and his pregnant wife.
"Please, don't," sobbed Prometheus, as the Nazi General smiles and guns Prometheus down along with the woman he loved.
Now...
"Zat last man you killed, vasn't just any man. He vas my little brozer... His name, vas Josef Hitler."
Prometheus turns to him. He begins laughing and chuckling. "Stromm..."
"Ding, ding, ding! Correct! Fuck you, American SHITHEAD!!! You Americans and your Superheroes...! A mockery of our great UBERMAN!!!"
"Heheheheheheh!!!"
"Vats so funny?"
"I'm Filipino."
His face is jabbed again by a machine gun as he bleeds again.
"She was all I had left... After I lost my world-..."
"Zere he goes again vith zat fuckin' fairytale shit! He's been reading a bit too much of zat Lord of ze Rings shit! Zink's his from ze 21st Century or some shit!" He cocks his machine gun. "Vat's stopping me from killing you here right now?"
Prometheus' eyes quiver. "I can't die..."
"So they say. Let's test zat tzeory."
"You're gonna fucking regret this..." growled Prometheus.
*BANG!!!*
The Brick Kingdom
"How do ya do?" smiled a lizard ninja, walking around in a strange forest of gigantic plants which are small in our world. "My name is Tuko! I don't seem to fit in anywhere... You're probably wondering where I am... I am in the Soft Thunder Vivarium! I have no fucking idea what that means! I have been here for a while now!" Tuko take out a pair of sickles and decapitates a mouse, proceeding to cook and eat it with a fire up in the canopy. "My Daddy always said to stay in the Vivarium! Which means I stay inside this weird glass-like structure at the center of the hotel! Again! Don't know why... Good ol' Wizard Daddy! Wizard Daddy was a Wizard, by the way! I remember the first thing he told me when I was born!"
"You're fucking worthless," growled his Wizard father.
"Yep! Good ol' Daddy! My job is to stay and live here and make sure to protect that stuff!" Tuko points to the strange white gigantic safe he is standing on. "From Nazis... whatever the hell they are! So! Wanna join my team?"
A bird around his size stares back at him and proceeds to peck him in the face over and over.
"OH MY GOD!!! WHAT THE F-?!?!? I JUST WANTED FRIENDS!!! WAHAHAHAHA!!!"
The bird flies away.
"FINE!!! HAVE IT YOUR WAY!!!" roared Tuko. He sighs. "I'm never gonna get outta here. But I do remember one person I once loved... My brothers... Steve and Mark. Good ol' Joe and Mark. But Mark was especially special. We were around the same age when we started playing Smash Bros. together. I'd always be Mario... He'd always beat me with Luigi. Good ol' Mark. Stromm was... too busy with work to play with me..." Tuko looks at the artificial sun before him, before it sets. "We would have so much fun together."
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"Hey, Tuko!" smiled Mark. "Man, FUCK the Nazis, right!?"
"The Nazis?" asked Tuko. "Why?"
"Daddy says they're EVIL!!!" smiled Mark. "So, I suggest we tell them to go fuck themselves, Tuko! We gotta do it, Tuko! For democracy! TRIPLE FUCK YOU!!! See? I fucked them thrice because I said it's triple!"
"That's... not what that means, Schnitzel," said Tuko.
"Yes. He was such a Schnitzel... We were best of friends, Markie and I... Until... Our Daddy was captured..."
*click, click...*
"Don't... do this..." said their Dad. "Please... don't kill us..."
The Nazi Commander Stromm, laughs and snickers as he points the guns at them. "FIRE!!!"
*RATATATATATATATATATATATA!!!*
"NOOOO!!!"
"That damned Nazi placed me in a tank... Turned me into a weapon... Turned me into a gecko man... Until... I was saved by... The Great Wizard... Who trained me to be the strongest!"
"I'm gonna train you to be the strongest!" smiled the magical bearded wizard. "Come, child!"
"He trained me well..."
Before...
The wizard smacks the shit out of Tuko with his staff. "Goddamn it, Tuko! You worthless piece of shit!"
"Why do you have two Staffs?" asked Tuko.
"That doesn't matter! I will train you with a new type of magic! I call it, the Placebo!"
"Is it like your magic?"
"What? Heck no! I'm gonna teach you how to BELIEVE in yourself!!!"
"And so... I BELIEVE in myself! No matter what, nothing bad will happen if I know that magic!"
That night...
*beep, beep, beep, beep...* A strange beeping noise could be heard throughout the Giant Vivarium.
Tuko looks around. He lands before the safe to see that it is empty. He becomes furious. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
The safe... is open... and empty...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! SKRRRYYYYYYYEYEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!"
Meanwhile... in the distance... an army of Neo-Nazis walk around in the great Vivarium forests. They speak in German, muttering and speaking with each other.
"General Stromm!" yelled one. "Do you remember how ve got here?"
"Stand ze fuck down, Soldier 11. Whoever fuckin' idiot sent us here, it vas likely divine intervention. The Holy Roman Empire shall return as the Third Reich vill reign SUPREEEEME!!!"
Suddenly, the soldiers bring out several women to force themselves upon.
"Don't fucking touch me!!!" roared one woman, kicking one soldier in the face.
Two reptilian eyes peer from the bush, seeing Commander Stromm. His eyes quiver angrily.
One masked soldier takes out his revolver blasters.
"Kill her," said Commander Stromm.
"This woman is pregnant," said the man with a deep voice.
"So?" asked Stromm.
The Masked Man, or the Plague Doctor, takes out his revolver and shoots the woman next to her instead. "It is better to set an example, brother."
Stromm smirks. "I am TIRED of your weakness, dear brother... If you didn't have that heart of yours, you'd be the perfect weap-..."
The prisoners begin screaming inside their carts and screaming.
"MONSTER!!!"
"MONSTERS!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
"Take care of them," said Stromm. "You may leave the young ones alive... since you OH SO love them so much."
"Go fuck yourself..."
*RATATATATATATA!!!*
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Blood splatters everywhere as the Plague Doctor slowly turns to the lizard man.
"What the fuck are you supposed to be?" laughed Stromm.
"You don't remember? Lemme jog your memory..." sneered Tuko, who charges at him.
Stromm raises his fist toward Tuko, as everyone shoots him down with machine guns, tearing his body into bloody bullet-holed pieces.
Stromm holds up his fist as they stop, horrified that Tuko remained standing.
Tuko begins regenrating as he takes out his sickles. He charges and decapitates one Nazi.
The Nazis keep shooting as Tuko charges forward and decapitates each of the soldiers.
Tuko hammers his sickle into the head of another Nazi. He decapitates the next. He then tears of each of the limbs of the other and stabs him in the throat.
The Nazis decide to take out their daggers and tries to cut off his head but Tuko kept on blocking and parrying, stabbing them in their heads and tearing off body parts. He scratches on down the arm and cuts off his crotch, proceeding to stab him in the face over and over again.
"I BELIEVE!!!" Tuko decapitates the last Nazi.
Twenty Nazis dead.
Stromm begins driving away, leaving the dead prisoners' carts and driving away using some type of train-like bus.
Tuko faces the Plague Doctor.
The Plague Doctor shoots at Tuko over and over but Tuko tries to cut the Plague Doctor into pieces, only for the Plague Doctor to manipulate Tuko's movements, proceeding to tear out all of the blood from his body...
Later...
The Plague Doctor beats him over and over while he is crucified on a tree. The Doctor walks around the strange lizard man. "Where is Prometheus?"
"Who's Prometheus?"
The Plague Doctor beats him down. "Your creator."
"Aaaah! You mean Stromm! You let him go just now!"
The Plague Doctor beats him down. "Don't fuck with me. Where is Prometheus?"
"Who do you mean? The only person alive I know is my Wizard Daddy."
"Yes. That one."
"I won't talk. He made me to kill Stromm. Kill Nazis."
The Plague Doctor beats him over and over. "I fucking... HATE the Nazis, too. But they're all I HAVE!!! So, please don't make this difficult for me. That bastard killed my brother!"
"Stromm killed mine. I must kill Stromm."
"WHERE... IS... PROMETHEUS!!! YOU TRIPLE MOTHERFUCKER!!!" roared the Doctor, as Tuko's eyes widen.
"Mark...?"
"My name... is Marcus Aurelius Hitler. My brothers are Stromm and Josef Van Hitler. Josef is dead. I will fuck you, three times."
"That's not what that means, Schnitzel..." said Tuko.
Plague Doctor's eyes widen and quiver. "Josef..."
"My name is Tuko."
"Josef!" Plague Doctor takes out his mask, revealing...
...his brother, "Markie".
"No... This can't be! No!!! NO!!! I AM NOT... ONE OF YOU!!!" roared Tuko. "NO!!! I AM TUKO!!! I AM A LIZARD STROMM MUTATED!!!"
"No... Prometheus must've experimented on you... You are our brother..."
"STOP!!! GET OFF OF ME!!! KILL STROMM!!! I WILL KILL STROMM!!! THAT IS MY PURPOSE!!!"
"SILENCE, BROTHER!!!" Marcus grabs his cheeks. "I will help you kill our brother... As Prometheus killed our father..."
"Who... was our father...?" sobbed Tuko.
"Adolf."
Tuko whimpered as he is untied, falling to his knees. "NO!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
The next day...
Tuko and the Plague Doctor reach the end of the Vivarium, seeing Stromm and his men trying to break the walls open with a fortified leaf tree stymp.
"A wall...?" asked Tuko.
The Plague Doctor sighs. "Did you think that you were in a glass? We are in some sort of modern hotel. We have to get out... But first, we have to kill the Nazis."
"If we are the Princes... Why did we hate our father?"
"Our father was a mad man. A monster. A murderer. He was insane... believed himself to be a god... Adorned himself with relics he did not understand. That relic they have is a fungal hybrid between the Ticking Mold and a rare Mold called the Adarna Mold, found in the feathers of the Ibong Adarna from the Philippines."
"'Ticking... Mold?' You mean that white stuff?"
"When added to the Adarna Mold, it creates a mold that has an increased release of Gamma Radiation and Dark Matter, mutating the creatures who touch it."
"Like... some sort of... splooge?"
"What is this place?"
"I call it the Brick Kingdom..."
"Why?"
"Each of these creatures... fit together... Like bricks... I do not seem to be able to fit in... I am... strange."
"Because you fit in with me, brother. No one else. I renounced my Nazi citizenship long ago."
"So did I," said Tuko.
"Let's murder some motherfucking Nazis, brother."
The two brothers take out machine guns and shoot at them, tearing the Nazi soldiers in the camp to pieces.
*RATATATATATATATATATATATA!!!*
Tuko takes out his sickles and slashes, stabs, decapitates, tears apart, each of the Nazis. He even tears out one Nazi's intestines and strangles a Nazi with it to death, crushing his neck with his own intestines.
Tuko then uses his intestines like a Kunai, sticks his sickle at the end and decapitates several of the next few soldiers.
The Plague Doctor lays his weapon down and walks forward, tearing the soldiers to pieces manipulating the blood in their bodies.
After all of the killing, 300 soldiers torn to pieces by the brothers.
"You fucking pieces of shit..." said Stromm, marching toward the brothers. "How... dare you... You fucking disaPPOINTMENTS!!! I vill burn you both ALIIIIIVE!!!"
Suddenly, the two brothers are unable to stand up.
"I... AM ZE EMPEROR OF ZE HOLY ROME!!! ZE SIRD REICHE!!! I AM ZE MORNING AND ZE EVENING STAR!!! I, AM... THE NEW HITLER!!! AND YOU VILL ALL... BOW... BEFORE-!!!"
Prometheus appears and beats down Stromm in the face.
Stromm blasts lightning at Prometheus which he slaps away with ease as he punches the Nazi commander over and over again.
"Hello, you worthless piece of shit," said Prometheus, as he beats down Stromm over and over. "You made your own younger brother kill my innocent family..." Prometheus takes out his stick. "Any last words?"
"HEIL-!!!"
Prometheus fists his mouth and grabs his vertebrae, proceeding to tear out his spine from his own throat.
"BLEAAAAAAUGH!!!"
Prometheus drops the spine and beats him over and over. He gouges his head's eyes out before hammering his head into the ground over and over as his brains began spilling out.
Prometheus grabs his arm and tears him to pieces.
Prometheus tries throwing the stick at Plague Doctor, but Tuko slaps it away.
"He's with us, Wizard Daddy," said Tuko.
Prometheus' eye twitches. "Do you know how many people that fucker killed? My own PEOPLE!?!?"
"He was forced by our brother. He's gone. That's what matters."
Prometheus' eye twitches. "Fine. You may live. But... I will find a place where you both may fit in... rather... easily..."