The Reaper sighs, looking at his son's picture in his locket.
"So. Miguel Kojoji," said Slime Tutorial. "I always thought you were some corrupt asshole. Turns out you're saving our-..."
"No, I'm not... I've spent my entire life trying to prove to the world that I can change things. I'm just another killer," said the Reaper.
"Really?" smiled Jed.
"Yeah... I just loved the thrill of it all. Hunting and killing supervillains. But my son didn't agree. He didn't want me to be what I am and saw I was entering a darker path. Eventually, kid left me on one of our missions. Never heard of him since."
"Why?"
"I was torturing someone... in front of their kid."
"Huh... I spent my whole life trying to kill to dumb down my misery after my parents were eaten by Cthulhu."
"Hey," said Lord Marvel. "Do you think we enjoy killing bad guys? When someone who robbed an old lady, or an abusive father fucking his chidlren and raping them, or when I kill a genocidal maniac... or even just punching someone who's jaywalking. And when I come up to them and gouge their eyes out and rip out their dongs or just punch them in the nuts repeatedly until they lack the ability to fuck. You think that gives us pleasure?"
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The Reaper sighs. "No..."
Jedan sighs.
"Well, it does!" laughed Lord, "And it should make you happy, too! You're the son of the god of literal fucking death! YOU WERE BORN FOR THIS, DUDE!!!"
The Reaper bounces his foot. "I don't know, man... I'm beginning to realize... that... Maybe I'm just a lunatic, y'know?"
Jedan is shocked, seeing that the guards are still breathing. "How-?"
"Bone magic..." said the Reaper. "And body heat manipulation. I... kept the attacks non-fatal. Get them to the god hospital you genocidal fuck,"
"We don't have a god hospital!" yelled Sidapa.
The Reaper is horrified.
"I'm kidding! DAD JOKE!!!" Sidapa offers a high-five, only to be met with absurd silence.
The royal guards began regenerating, screaming in horror, before going back to normal.
"Holy shit... holy shit, I saw Satan," sobbed one.
"Kill me..." sobbed another.
"Yeah. Kid," said Sidapa. "That's why killing is kinda better sometimes. But, you're being a good dad. So UP TOP!!!" Sidapa offered another high-five.
"Fuck off, Dad," said the Reaper, as Sidapa tosses a slipper into his face.
Moved by the Reaper's words, they nod to the Reaper, agreeing with him for once.
The Reaper sighs, seeing Unbreakable's plan unfold...
They then land back on planet Earth. The elevator opens, only for the group to see that Unbreakable had already taken down Maharlica-152's control, with the Aswang King's flag torn down... The fire had broken out in Tondo, with bodies just about everywhere, and blood painting the streets and skyskrapers destroyed.
"Hey..." said the Aswang, landing before the Reaper. "Hey, Dad... We... We need your help..."
Behind Miguel includes Dark, Askal, Myrmex, and Beatle...
The End?