Beatle smirks, walking into the Highest Point of this Earth, Mount Everest.
Beatle enters the massive hall and sees the incestuous and horrible Pantheon race.
"Well, well. If it isn't the Avatar of Adonai El," smirked Zeus.
"Zeus. I don't have time for your dumbass orgies on a fucking snow mountain. I want to know who experimented on a certain Tyrone Bernardo."
"My! My, my! That is a very provocative accusation in the Home of the gods here in Niburu!" smiled Zeus.
"Look. Niburu passes every Earth every several thousand years at once due to its perfect quantum orbit between Earth and Mars in every universe. I don't think that using Mt. Everest as a fucking elevator to our realm is a good idea because literally anyone could walk up here and tell you assholes to fuck off."
"Mhm. Mhm. Ah! Have you met my daughter in law, Megara?" Zeus sensually kisses the goddess. "Mmmm... How about my daughter, Athena?" Zeus kisses her sensually as well.
"DUDE!!!" yelled Beatle, facepalming. "Just... tell me who made this bastard or I'll be forced to fucking KILL ALL OF YOU!!!"
Zeus laughs. "Okay! Okay! I stop playing! I haven't had relationship with daughter for millennia. I just joke you!"
"Dude! That doesn't MAKE IT BETTER!!! Just, tell me who made Mr. Jiminy COCKroach over here."
"Ah... Yes... Hmmm... Lemme see... Tututututut... I did! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA!!" laughed Zeus.
"EXCUSE YOU!?!?!" asked Beatle.
"You think funny, yes? YES!?!?"
"That bastard, with his powers, killed several hundred women, children, and the elderly."
"I KNOW, RIGHT!?!? FUNNY, YES!?!? HAHAHAHA!!!"
Beatle's eye twitches. Beatle throws his stick at Zeus as it bounces back the walls and back into his hand.
"Ohohohoho..." said Zeus, now with a bruised face. "YOU WANNA FIGHT!?!?"
"I'm certainly thinking of it..." said Beatle.
Zeus lands before Beatle. Beatle, who is eight feet tall, stood before the 12-foot-tall Nephilim, Zeus. "You are merely one of the Mimics, mere Humans who have artificial Angel's Blood within them. You think I fear you, bro?" Zeus flexes his massive biceps.
"Okay. You may be really hot... But damn, you are inbred..." said Beatle, as Zeus strangles Beatle. Beatle breaks free and backflips, kicking Zeus away.
Zeus activates his lightning and blasts at Beatle, who weaves and dodges as he beats Zeus over and over, kicking and punching his knees and pelvis, cunningly evading each of his attacks. "We are THE PANTHEON!!! You know when the House of El declared war on us, Pantheons? They rejected our ways! THE RIGHT ways! They decided there was such a thing as 'morality'. In reality, it's just a laughable joke we tell the Humans to make them feel bad so we could continue with our amusement! And they call us the ones who betrayed in their stories!?"
"I know the story all too well," said Beatle, using his sticks, turning them into a chain, and strangling Zeus, pulling and hammering his face downward.
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"Go on, God-Killer... SHOW ME WHAT YOU REALLY ARE!!! SHOW THE COURT WHAT YOU CAN DO!!! WAGE WAR ON OUR KIND ONCE MORE!!! LET'S SEE IF HUMANITY SURVIVES ANOTHER DARK AGES!!! I'LL CALL WODAN!!! AND THOR!!! WHY NOT!?!? WOULDN'T THAT BE ENJ-!?!?"
Beatle wraps his legs around Zeus' neck from behind and beats his face over and over as Zeus falls to his knees and wheezes. "YIELD, MAN!!! YIELD!!!" roared Beatle.
"NEVER!!!" growled Zeus.
Beatle sighs. "I am so sorry..." Beatle snaps Zeus' neck, as the Pantheons stand up in horror and anger.
"You know he'll come back..." said Poseidon. "How... dare you... This is an insult... You just waged war on us... as the Emperor of Maharlica."
Beatle sighs. "I asked him to yield. Technically, I fought him since he insulted my God's people."
"FUCK OFF!!!" howled Poseidon, as his voice echoed in the oceans of the cosmos. "THOOOR!!!"
Thor lands before Beatle as Thor knocks him down once and immediately, Beatle's ribs are broken.
"KILL HIM NOW WHILE HE COWERS IN THIS PATHETIC FORM!!!" roared Poseidon.
Thor takes out his hammer and beats Beatle over and over, causing Beatle to puke blood, as he uses Himala of Lightning on Beatle.
Suddenly, Olympus' doors open, as Hades walks in.
"You... are not allowed to be here..." said Poseidon.
"He called for Sanctuary," said Hades.
"Horseshit..."
"He did..." Hades grabs Beatle's shoulder. "Hey! Hey, buddy! C'mon! Let's get goin' alright?" he smiled, cheerily.
Beatle sighs. "Thanks, Haydz..." Beatle is carried by Hades as the Pantheons look at Beatle, angrily.
Later...
Hades smiles, sitting before Beatle.
Beatle smiles as Hades kisses him.
Beatle pushes him away. "This ain't what it is, Haydz. I've decided on celibacy 17 years ago."
"Aw... You're a virgin! Right! But I heard from the spirits that you did 'em spiritually like crazy! I mean... when we did the Bonding... It was-..."
"What we had was great, Haydz... Um... How's Persephone?"
"Still a phony marriage! Hahaha! Weird since she's technically my niece. I adopted kids, though, so that's something!"
"Hydz... You okay?"
Hades smiles. He reveals his true a form. A beautiful effeminate man with a cute feminine face, slender features, and black revealing overalls, such as a crop top and a beautiful black dress and vest. "You like my new look?"
"You look rather radiant, my old love," smiled Beatle.
"Heh... Reminds me of the time when we-..."
"Hades... Please..." he said, grabbing his rib.
"Ah, yes! Sorry, honey!" smiled Hades, as he cleans Beatle's wounds and heals him. "There you go! Heheh! You're so cute when you're in pain!" smiled Hades. Hades teases Beatle as Beatle sighs and pulls away.
"I can't believe I've dated you back then. You're like a 14-billion-year-old man."
"And counting! Hihi! I can't believe you've gone silver fox! Can't you control your age? <3?"
"I can... But I prefer this look for authority reasons. I can make myself younger, but... This form elicits good discipline, which I love."
"Ah, yeah! You're autistic an' stuff! I find that so cute about you!" he smirked, as Beatle turned red.A
He clears his throat. "Yeah... Mhm... That's why we broke up, dude."
"Right... Sorry, beatz... Us gods we don't... understand Humans..." Hades grabs Beatle's hand. "But we tried, right?" Hades leans in, and Beatle kisses him. The pair kiss sensually and lovingly, but Beatle pulls away.
"Why?" smiled Hades.
"Because I love someone else..." sighed Beatle.
"Aurora, huh?"
Beatle tears up and wipes them. "Hades... You may be stupid... insensitive... and... well... you're hot... But... You know what my people would think of me, right? They'd hate us... Abhor us... I need to guide them..."
Hades kisses his neck and cheek, nibbling his ear. "You sure about that?" he bit his ear.
Beatle teleports away. "Maybe one day, love..." he grabs Hades' cheek, making Hades blush. "So... How's business, love?"
"Quite humorous, I must say. Met with some Greeks throughout the Multiverse. Quite loving and kind... Humorously one told me a joke the other day! About a Scorpion and the Spider..."
"That... was supposed to be a gender-based Parable. Oh God..." laughed Beatle, as Hades giggled.
"Really?" he smiled, nesting his chin over his steepled fingers.
"Yeah... Wanna hear it?" smiled Beatle.
Hades nods.
"Well... There was a spider and a scorpion-..."
Hades listened for hours, blushing and affectionately staring at him, wondering what they could be one day...
Hades smiles and offers Beatle a toy.
"What is it?"
"I mean... You can read it, y'know? He said you could visit any time," smiled Hades, revealing a wooden toy Dreidel from the Nazarene, "Happy Birthday" it said with a heart drawn.