Miguel Prime and Miguel Silver, along with Anna Prime, Anna Silver, and Basille are seen hiding behind a bush, only for a strange clicking to occur in the distance. Both Miguel Prime and Miguel Silver transform into Aswangs and tick their wings.
The clicking stopped.
Anna Silver sniffs the air.
Anna Prime closes her eyes while her strings enveloped the entire area. She felt a vibration, and all four of them beat down several Demons. Yes. DEMONS. From the very first arc, the Demons serving the Morningstar Council.
“WHAT THE FUCK!?!?” asked Anna Prime, choking one to death.
These horrid, ugly, Orc-like Demons just envelope the very sky while the stampede thickened its noise.
“Yeah… That sounds about right…” Miguel Prime burns them all. “Hell… FAIYA!!!”
Each one screams in pain as Miguel Prime teleports around and uses a technique that fries all of their brains with pressure point strikes. “Hell ACUPUNCTURE!!!”
One by one, they fell, all dead, with Miguel Prime managing to kill all of them.
Miguel Prime lands on his feet. “SOULLESS, EVIL MEN BIRTHED FROM THE ORIFICES OF THE DARK ONE, THE F. GOAT… DIE!!! ALL OF YOU!!!” He flexes his thumb, and they all explode into gush and slime.
“I THOUGHT WE DIDN’T KILL!!!” roared Anna Silver. “THE FUCK!?!?”
“It’s cool! They are technically immortal! Respawn in Hell!”
“What’s the point of kiling their physical forms, then!?” asked Miguel Silver.
“Fun to watch ‘em pop. Plus, TRAINING!!!” smiled Miguel Prime.
“You’re crazy!” Miguel Silver yelled.
“And I’m ABSOLUTELY livin’ that!” sneered Miguel Prime.
“How are you this happy!? OPTIMISTIC almost!?”
“Because I love Jesus!” roared Miguel Prime. “And I love BEING AWEH SOMEH!!!”
Miguel Silver dodges perfectly before kicking and knocking down another demon. “You’re… kinda cool, Master!”
“I remember my old bullies. Jose and Seth. Those guys were assholes back in my middle school…” Miguel Prime dodges easily and knocks them each down. “They threw a bottle of no-no juice all over my hair. Called me fat. Abnoy. Harassed the fuck outta me.”
“And you KNOCKED THEIR BLOCKS OFF IN THE FUTURE!?!? You finally GAINED THE BALLS!?!?”
“Both died of cancer last week!”
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“Oh shit…”
“Kidding! Sorry, inappropriate. I visited them. Hugged them both, and thanked them, and offered their families what they needed, before telling them not to contact me. Turns out, Jose was rich but had a rough patch with his Dad. I gave him unlimited therapy with my power. Seth was poor. I gave him all the money in the world.”
“What!? Why?”
“Because it’s the right thing to do…” Miguel Prime knocked the demons down, bursting them away. “You don’t believe you can fix something if you don’t do anything to fix it. But if you do the smallest things to fix it, and you pour your heart into that small thing? You can fix so much more.”
“Dude?” asked Basiller. “Why are there so many!?”
“Well… MABUS’s first mistake was allowing ANYONE to enter…” said Miguel Prime. “MABUS’s SECOND mistake was allowing me to make that choice… I used MABUS’s weakness. I overthink. So does he. Doing something incredibly STUPID…” Miguel Prime knocks down another enemy. “That’s on both of us!”
“BUT WE’RE ALL MISERABLE!!!” roared Anna Silver.
“Duh…” smirked Anna Prime. “Least we have a Miguel. Two, in a matter of fact. Positivity rubs off, hm?”
Anna Silver smiles at her.
Miguel Prime smiles and knocks them all down. “HURRAH!!!”
Suddenly…
Someone UNSTOPPABLE knocks Miguel Prime TO THE GROUND…
Miguel Prime slowly stands back up, almost slow and sure.
“Heh… Look at you. White man in stolen land…” smirked Unstoppable Dracos.
Miguel Prime raises an eyebrow.
“What?” asked Unstoppable Dracos.
“First of all, I’m Filipino.”
“”That was a metaphor.
“Second, rightists who ask leftists to leave for saying they’re living in stolen land and neither of them are leavin’. So… Everyone please shut the fuck up…” said Miguel Prime.
The others nod in approval.
“YOU CAN’T SILENCE POLITICS!!! WE WERE POLSCI MAJORS!!!” roared Unstoppable Dracos.
“Yeah. We can. Politics is the root of all evil things just as they are good things. Murder, killings, violence, riots, taxes.”
“Don’t forget equitable rights,” said Miguel Silver.
“What!? EXCUSE YOU!?!? Aren’t you two autistic?” asked Dracos.
“Yeah,” said Basille. “Statistically, equity is a fustercluck because you guys decide what’s equitable. We don’t.”
“And you expect US to make YOU have all that power!?” asked Dracos.
“No. But have the decency NOT to PRETEND WE’RE STUPID OR PRETEND WE AREN’T!!!”
“So, we accept you’re disabled?”
“WE ACCEPT WE’RE PEOPLE, TOO, FUCKER!!!” roared Anna Silver.
“Yeha, fucker,” said Anna Prime.
“Can I please attack you now?” asked Dracos.
Miguel Prime nods, as Dracos charges forward. “AND I… AM FEELING…”
Dracos’s eyes widen. “DON’T YOU FUCKING SAY IT!!!”
Miguel Prime teleport and PHASES through Dracos. “AWEH SOMEH…” Miguel Prime begins disrupting Dracos’s energy field, as it is revealed that the one who phased WASN’T Miguel Prime, as Miguel Prime teleports into Miguel Silver’s place, and Miguel Silver, is now phasing through Dracos.
“Space-Time Switcharoo…” smirked Miguel Silver. “What happens when an unstoppable object didn’t meet its target and met another target that just CHEATED!?!?”
Dracos’s eyes widen, and he loses his power as a portal rips open from his stomach.
Dracos screams in horror. They all do, but Dracos’s scream dies down, realizing he’s been alive for too long. “What… have you done to me?”
Miguel Prime stops screaming. “Oh! Right! Tada! You’re a Multiversal Anomaly! You technically are a pathway to what DOESN’T exist!” smiled Miguel Prime.
“What if someone goes in?” asked Anna Silver.
“Nope. No one will,” said Basille.
“Same reason why we aren’t. No one in the Multiverse is that stupid,” said Anna Prime. “We’re looking at impossibility itself. He’s a walking talking Multiversal Plot Hole.”
“Ha! Y’know what would be scary?” smiled Miguel Silver. “If that’s the case, if unstoppability disappears, what if something immovable comes out from it? Like… Wouldn’t that be-...?”
Miguel Prime’s smile withers away. “Oh right… That comes the next part…”
Miguel Silver laughs. “Wait, wha-?”
Stefan “Neuro” the Unbreakable… walks out of the portal.
Everyone is terrified, except for Miguel Prime, who smiles with excitement. “Aw yeah… This is gonna be a good fight…” he sneered.