Gerard looks in the distance, as 69 smiles and points to the horizon.
“Keep goin’ there… See that like… gigantic forest in the horizon with those giant rocky mountains and stuff?” asked 69,
“Yes?”
“That place is called Coloradoyuta. It’s another huge oasis… Like the giant fucking forest we just crossed.”
“We crossed that like… almost a month.”
“Yeah. I kinda learned how much I hate you from that. Anywho, bro like… You kinda just like.. Go there.”
“Really?”
“Mhm. Straight ahead, dude.”
“Like… This is where we part ways? Like, when you dry the leaves of tea from its rich fluid?”
“I swear to fuck, if you talk about tea again, I will blow my motherboard out.”
“Alright. Um… Very sorry, haha! Will… be going now! Straight ahead?”
“Straight ahead.” 69 gives them a Splooge Cel. “Here.”
“Wh… What is this white stuff?” asked Gerard.
“Heh… You don’t wanna know.”
Gerard mushed Bite forward, as the pup wagged his little tail and waved him goodbye.
69 smiles and waves them goodbye back. “Heh… They’re gonna die…”
One… month… later…
“GAH!!!” Gerard and Bite growled, trying to fight the scathing blizzard by pushing forward.
Bite began shivering from the cold, though bandaged, her injuries seemed to turn her feathers green instead of her pure reddish brown.
Gerard’s eyes widen upon seeing this. He immediately looked every inch of the horizon before pointing to some sort of building in the distance.
There, Gerard, Bite, and Little Fred stayed in. Here, this was, oddly enough, some sort of temple. It had blue walls and was spangled with white stars. Its pillars were white and red.
Though unlike any temple seen by Gerard before, it was closed from the inside. This was strange, since temples and churches were open to all. This one was just shut off from the rest of the world.
Gerard sighed and grabbed his two family members, turning their atoms into air, as they both phased through the wall. But much to Gerard’s delight and unsettle, he saw what was essentially a beautiful, hotel-like room with the entrance of a winding staircase in its center toward the bottom.
Gerard and the other pair continued down.
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE TEMPLE WAS BREACHED!!??!” In the distance, a couple of terrifying gigantic Remnants walked into the blizzard like it was just a soft breeze. “What idiot SAVAGE was capable of doing so!?”
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“I saw them, Frank. They just phased through!”
“Ugh… Could be non-Americans, Melvin…”
“Ugh… The stench of non-Americans drenches my nostrils with disgusted orgasm.”
“Indeed. Perhaps let us pay these intruders a visit.” The taller, larger one of the pair, Frank, naturally enters the temple, which opens for them. Along with him was Melvin.
Frank takes out a gigantic, deadly blaster, of which was the size of Gerard’s entire body. “Let’s kill the filthy Flippy!!! Y’KNOW WHAT THEY SAY!!! Any non-American is a Flippy!”
“Damned straight, brother,” laughed Melvin. “Fuckin’ natural terrorists… Flippies… Ugh! Just the worst! With their creed? Remember that, brother?”
“Hahahaha! ‘Kindness, equity, peace, hope-...’ Ugh! Makes me sick! Flippies are the worst! With their Pinoy leader, ‘Beatle Saint King!’ Thinks they’re Jewish or something!” Frank takes off his helmet, revealing a black man.
The other takes off his helmet, revealing a Hispanic man. “Yeah!” Melvin laughed. “Fucking Outsiders think they suffered more than us! Hahaha! Who cares, right? They ACTUALLY THINK we colonized them!”
“Absolute Baloney. America stands for freedom. The Philippines stands for WEAKNESS AND SAVAGERY!!!”
Meanwhile… Gerard manages to find a healing station in one of the floors. He smiles and immediately applies some of the honey on Bite’s injury, causing her to grunt in pain.
Sadly, the pup, Little Fred, began to whimper, seeing her in pain.
“Shh…” Gerard cradled. “I know. I know. No worries, small chap. She’ll be ready in no time…” He smiled.
Fred points to the strange tech and medications on the shelves.
“No. That stuff seems to be… corrupt in some manner. Whatever it is, it isn’t natural… We are forbidden to touch that, according to Deeceephanism.Something atrociously unnatural.”
Fred barks angrily.
“Fred, shhh… This place looks like a temple that doesn’t welcome. Nothing ever comes good out of any religion that never welcomes.”
Gerard’s eyes widen. He hears loud stomping down the staircase.
Gerard immediately uses his speed to create a tripwire.
He waits them out, and… they just… walk past it, tearing the metal wire with their legs.
It’s the Remnants.
“Brother… He’s a slave…” said Melvin.
“Gaaaah! Darn it! I wanted to kill a Flippy!” sighed Frank. “Ah! Let’s do this thing! FOR THE REPUBLICAN CASINITE EMPIRE!!! Or… whatever…”
Gerard backs away, shielding his two family members with his body. Bite even growls, keeping Fred behind her.
He points his blaster at Gerard. “Listen… Uh… You phased in, so we’re deeming you as a Man Witch…” He chuckled. “Pretty gay, dude. Anyway! Uh… We’re gonna shoot you in the face, now. I really wish you can understand me.”
“I CAN understand you, and please… We’re INJURED-!!!”
“Bop!” He shoots Gerard in the face, horrifying Bite, who screeches angrily. “Heheheh. Look. I made his chicken all mad! Heheheh!”
“Yo, Captain!” laughed Melvin. “Do the thing!”
Captain Frank then moves slowly, not even viciously, and shatters her knees, causing her to screech and bite into his neck.
Captain Frank just laughs. ”Wow! Feisty little cockfighter, huh?”
“Yeaaaah!!!” laughed Melvin.
Melvin grabs the pup, who screeches in fear, causing Gerard to roar, finally, muscles bulging, and proceeds to grab a shard of the glass he fell on, and stabs Melvin in the neck over and over.
Melvin laughed and dropped the pup. “Aw! Somebody’s mad!”
Melvin grabs Gerard’s arm and shatters his bones with a single touch. “Oof. Ah well. If I die, could you get the really hot Female 673 ready for my next Rebirth?”
“Ah, sure Melv. No worries,” smiled Frank.
Gerard kept roaring angrily at the inhumanity of these zealots, proceeding to stab him in the eye.
“Ah, darn. Lost my eye.” Melvin laughed with Frank, before regenerating, horrifying Gerard. “Holly whoop!” Melvin slams Gerard into the vials that crush his spine, causing him to scream i horror as the pup kept on crying.
Angrily, Bite roars and limps toward them, angrily screeching and bobbing her head, only for the two soldiers, to knock them out.