Slime Tutorial Silver and Lord Marvel Silver smirk, walking into an ice cream parlor, preparing to buy a meal. They enter the milk tea shop, known as Persuvius Prime’s, with almost a Medieval setting and feel to the place. It looked like a tavern, and they entered.
Lord Silver wowed. “Dude… this looks SO, SO GOOD!! All good. All good, my guy.”
“Yeah. Heard the Persuvius variant LOVED Medieval stuff…” said Jedan Silver. “Hello,” said Jedan Silver, encountering the cashier. “Could we get twelve Super Cha Mealie for the big man and a Super Cha Mealie for me. Solo. Oh. JUST A TWIST on the basil. I’ll bring it back if not because you deserve to die if you d-...”
“HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!” Two men walked in with masks.
“HEY!!! EVERYONE ON THEIR FEET!!!” smirked the supervillain, the one with a dragon mask. “NAME’S DRACOS!!!”
“AND I’M SHROOMER!!! AND WE ARE!!!”
They press the button of a radio and a song plays.
“FIRE FUNGUS!!! FIRE FUNGUS!!! FIRE FUNGUS!!!” They pose like two Power Rangers. One is teabagging and the other is sensually posing around his pelvic area.
“WHAT’S THE CODE FOR THE SAFE!?!?” asked Shroomer.
“Who now?” asked the cashier. “What? What safe?”
“God-! Shroomer! You said this was Perseverance China Bank!”
“O… Oh… I assumed you meant Persuvius Cha…”
“God-! Shit!”
“Should I call the cops-?” asked the cashier, only for Shroomer to manifest mushrooms all over her tongue, and blow it up. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!”
Slime Tutorial Silver punches Shroomer out of the restaurant only to get Mushrooms all over his fingers. He pulls them out, but the cashier begins wailing and screeching like an animal.
She regrew her tongue, now a disgusting mushroomy puff. She shrieks, her skin decaying and her eyes glowing purple, trying to bite Slime Tutorial Silver.
Slime Tutorial Silver yells. “WHAT THE WOMAN!?!?”
The Cashier punches him, and he flies up in the air, dropping, and his head cracks on the pavement.
Lord Marvel Silver punches the cashier, knocking her out as her head hits the wall.
Suddenly, a layer of mushrooms began to grow toward them, and Slime Tutorial Silver prepares his fists.
Shroomer, the one with the mushroom cowl, walks out of the rubble. “OKAY, BASTARD!!!” He removes his mask, revealing a putrid face with decaying flesh and skin. “YOU WANNA FIGHT!?!? THEN LET’S GO!!!”
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Jedan Silver’s eyes turn small. “Fuck that…” Jedan Silver tries to run, only for another stretchy arm to pull him back in. “HEY!!! LORD, DON’T MAKE ME FIGHT THAT-!!! Thing…?”
Another Sime Tutorial pulls him back in. “Stay back and fight, coward…”
“Two sets, huh? Well, time to KNOCK IT UP A NOTCH!!!”
Fungi began to grow on the second Slime Tutorial’s legs, but, the second one dusts the shrooms away into powder.
“HOW-!?!?”
“Name’s Slime Tutorial from Earth-152. Lemme tel ya something… As the Prime Variant, I have the power to stretch… But it isn’t just stretching. Turns out I can manipulate anything in my body… eventually… To a cellular level.”
He attacks Lord this time. “The Stone Usog User THEN!!!” Suddenly, the fungi just wither away. “HUH!?!?”
“His Infection is that he’s the perfect Human. He’s perfect, physically, mentally, spritiually, and juridically. Bro hasn’t broken a single crime.”
“That’s boring-...”
Lord Prime, now a gigantic, muscular man with long green hair, charges, knocks him down, and puches him so hard that he crashes into a building. He smolders and grunts, flexing all his muscles like the gigachad absolute unit he is.
“Sorry, Lord’s infection is rock powers… And who are you?” asked Slime Tutorial Silver.
“We’re your Prime versions. And… Nope. His rock powers are Usog. His real infection is PEAK. HUMAN.”
Cal, or Dracos, faces Lord Marvel Prime. “HEY!!!” He began growing like a Hulk to equal his size. “UNSTOPPABLE EYES!!!” He charges and slams himself at Lord, who shields himself before crashing into a building.
“I THOUGHT HE DON’T COMMIT CIMES!?!?” asked Dracos.
“That was figurative as hell!” roared Jedan Prime.
Lord Silver tackles him only to be swatted away by his unstoppable slap.
“UNSTOPPABLE SLAP!!!” roared Dracos. Dracos began charging toward Jedan Silver, who backs away in fear, only for Jedan Prime to get struck by Dracos, only for Dracos to bounce back thrice, creating shockwaves from the quick knockback.
Jedan’s body vibrates like jelly. “Jiggler jiggler MOTHERFUCKER!!!”
“Who the hell are those guys!?” asked Jedan Silver. “Lord! Gimme half of your cha!”
Lord Silver cringes. “We didn’t get our orders-...”
“ORDER UP!!!” yelled the cashier, somehow cured and regenerated while Jedan Prime’s fingers slithers back into his hand.
“Alright, now they just flexin’,” sighed Jedan Silver.
“Flexing indeed,” smirked Jedan Prime. “I mean, the point to flex IS to brag…”
“YOU SUCK!!!” roared Jedan Silver, as he charges in and tackles Dracos the Unstoppable only to be strangled and turned into a beach ball, then thrown into the building, crashing it down, but Lord Silver grabs the building before it fell, helped by Lord Prime. Jedan Prime sighs and uses his own flesh, melting it and using the iron in his blood to fuse the building as one again.
Jedan Silver sees some debris nearly drop on a child, so he stretches into a giant umbrella and blocks the debris with his body.
Jedan Prime smirks. “These guys got potential! Miguel Prime WAS being legit…”
Dracos the Unstoppable roars and punches the back of Jedan Prime’s head, only for Lord Marvel Prime to punch him so hard that his jaw dislocates.
Dracos screams angrily and in pain, as Lord Prime relocates the jaw. Dracos screams even louder.
“Sorry for dislocating it, friend,” smiled Lord Prime.
Dracos throws harder punches at Lord Prime, who keeps regenerating almost instantly.
Lord Prime puts his arms over his head and flexes his pecs. “WARRIOR!!!”
Dracos punches at him but Lord Prime spins and ricochets the punch back to his face, knocking him out.
Suddenly, Lord Prime gets mushrooms all over his body, but Jedan Prime is revealed to be inside the pores of Lord Prime’s skin, as Lord Prime dissolves the shrooms and burns Acosta alive with the phosphorus in his body.
Shroomer screams burning alive as Jedan Prime smirks, punching him over and over. “RUBBER RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!!!” His elongated arms slammed the fists into his face so quickly as he drops him to the ground, knocking him out.
Jed Prime and Lord Prime smirk, posing before the Silver versions who finished saving people.
“So, kids…” said Jed Prime. “Wanna get recruited for a huge tournament coming up?”