Miguel and She-Devil proceed to tag against Morningstar Prime.
Miguel kicks Prime away as She-Devil blasts her bubbes at Prime.
Her bubbles turned from red to purple, which further made Prime laugh.
Prime went on and bubble-bombed Miguel in the face but Miguel teleports around and yells "HOCUS POCUS MOTHERF-!!!"
Prime catches him and punches him.
She-Devil is punched and kicked away.
Miguel charges and punches Prime over and over at great speeds, yelling "HELL RUUUUUUUUUUSH!!!"
She-Devil punches her as well. "BUBBLE RUUUUUUUSH!!!"
Prime just laughs and kicks them away.
Prime begins warping reality itself, creating mad clowns and dancing ballerinas that maul Miguel and She-Devil, who constantly regenerate.
Miguel and She-Devil crash into the stone wall of the palace.
She-Devil slowly stands right back up, helping Miguel up. "Hey, kid... Remember when your optimism pissed me off back when we first met?"
"It did?"
"Didn't see a reaction from me, didya? Well, Prime's much less patient... Now, open that mouth of yours... I'm gonna make a call..." She pockets her hand and begins dialing some kind of number on the phone in her pocket.
"HAHAHAHAHA!!! OH, HOW PATHETIC!!! I could spare you, but then who's the villain?"
Miguel smirks. "Hey! Prime! Heard you didn't like us Miguels! Pretty rhetorical, methinks!"
"I'm sorry, what?"
"Rhetorical! Because you asked a rhetorical question!"
Prime's eye twitches. "Okay..."
Prime blasts at Miguel with a strange hexagon bubble with spikes but Miguel appears behind her. "Heh... you really think that old trick would work on me?"
"What trick?" smiled Miguel. "I just wanna talk!"
Prime punches him in the abdomen, causing Miguel to puke out blood.
"That got a KICK outta me! Hahaha!"
"What...? That doesn't make sense! I PUNCHED YOU, MORON!!!"
"Or! I was just being homophobic!"
"HYPERBOLIC, DUMBASS!!!" Prime punches Miguel over and over again. "What confuses me the most is that if you were Beatle or Prometheus, you would've killed her... You... What are you?"
Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon.
"I'm a hyperbole!" smiled Miguel.
Prime sighs. "Aw! Look at that, She-Devil! You made a friend while you merely stand there like a pissant!"
"And you're just standing there like a tree!!! THAT STANDS!!!"
"Good Lord, I traded Prometheus for this thing..." said Morningstar Prime.
"LIKE AN UNO CARD!!!"
"You don't trade UNO Cards, you trade PokeMon cards..."
"I know! I was making a hyperbole!"
Prime, annoyed, immediately screeches and blasts at Miguel who dodges it. "YOU DESERVE EXTERMINATION!!!" she yelled like a Dalek.
"Your Mom," smiled Miguel, dropkicking her. She remains unfazed as she blasts at him again, this time with her trusty trident.
Miguel, of course, teleports away.
"STOP... SURVIVING!!!" roared Morningstar. "STOP... NOT BEING DEAD!!!"
"But I'm alive... Okay, now I'm genuinely Confucius."
Prime grabs his head and hammers her fist at him over and over. "STOP... DOING THAT!!! STOP FAILING WORDS!!! PURPOSEFULLY!!!"
"Heh... If there's one thing I learned growing up is the world hated me for being me... And what's funny is that you, who thinks is above it, is reacting exactly like they did... Now, who's pottiful?"
"IT'S 'PITIFUL', AND SHUT UP!!!" She lifts him up.
"C'mon..." said She-Devil. "Where... is he...? No... No... I sense... No... Don't do it, Ruru, you bitch..."
"I'm beginning to think that there is an infraction in your speech-..."
Prime smirks and begins laughing. "OH... GABRIEEEELLE!!!"
Suddenly, Arachne appears and dropkicks, just like Miguel would dropkick.
Prime smiles. "Break him for insulting me with his insipid malapropisms..."
"I DON'T LACK... FLAVE-!!! Gabrielle...?" asked Miguel, tearing up.
"Behold... Gabrielle Azral... The woman who executed Prometheus..." smirked Prime. "As per She-Devil's instruction... Hmhmhmhmhm..."
Miguel's eyes quiver. "What did they do to you?"
"They raised me... Something you failed in doing..." Arachne charged and beats Miguel over and over. "ALL... HAIL... MORNINGSTAAAAAR!!!"
Miguel dodges and blocks her with near perfection. "Gabrielle, stop this..."
"TEN YEARS I BURNED IN HELL, DAD!!! TORTURED!!! BEATEN!!! MOLESTED!!! AND FOR WHAT!?!?"
"Gabrielle, please... Calm down..."
Arachne wraps her strings around him and tries cutting him to pieces but he just divides his body precisely on those areas and regenerates.
"Gabrielle, please!"
"NO!!!"
Miguel dodges her over and over. "Gabrielle... PLEASE!!!"
"STOP IT!!!" Arachne kicks him away.
Miguel grabs her hand and pulls her closer, hugging her.
Miguel cries. "I... I'm sorry... I should've been there for you... And I wasn't..."
Arachne's lips quiver.
"I wasn't... I'm... I'm sorry..."
"I know you are... And I can't trust you anymore, Dad..." she said, digging her claws in his back. He screams in agony. She burns his back and throws him away as she turns to She-Devil.
She-Devil prepares to kill her but Miguel pushes her away and gets stabbed by the trident, just as Beatle was, just as Anna was, just as Prometheus was...
Prime just kept on laughing and laughing. "Hell's blade..." she sneered. "No one 'cept a Messiah could heal from that... Especially if your heart was torn by it..."
Miguel drools blood.
Arachne is horrified, backing away.
Miguel laughs. "I... I did it... I did it... I... mattered..."
She-Devil pulls away and Miguel falls to his knees.
Arachne helps Miguel and stops him from falling. "Dad..." she whimpered.
Miguel smiles with bloody teeth. "Hey... Hey, kid... Promise me to do the dishes when you get back to Pro's home, alright?"
"Dad..." she sobbed.
"Yeah... And tell your Mother I'm sorry..." said Miguel, wheezing. "And that I love her..."
Prime just kept laughing maniacally as She-Devil helped him up, trying to heal him, but she looked away in shame as his wounds returned.
Arachne sobbed, hugging her father.
"What sucks is I can't see the stars from... here..." he smirked, as he rested his head on his daughter's lap, just as he did that prom night with Anna.
"B-B-Bibibingka, bitches..." He said Prometheus' quote one last time...
"NOT THE LAST TIME!!!" Beatle shoots Miguel's wound with his blaster and he regenerates instantly.
Miguel gasps once again.
Beatle's eyes turn red, staring at Prime.
Beatle grabs Miguel's shoulder and walks forward. "Ruru... That's enough..."
"Aw! It was just getting good... KIDDING!!! This just got so, fucking, sexy..." she sneered disgustingly.