"Hellu! Uwu! My name is Rabura-Chan! I am the ultimate Queen of the Maharlican YouTube Multiverse! Yes! That is right! IZ MWEEEE!!! UWU!!! And I am here to sponsor this motherfuckin' bank robbery!"
Several men wearing anime masks and armored suits place bombs everywhere in the safe.
"Ma'am. I think it's a terrible idea for you to be announcing this to the chat."
"No worries, minion! My Rabura Simps wuvs me! Don't you, ya filthy SIMPS!?!? Now, chat, gimme 20 dollars each if you wanna BLOW 'EM ALL TO FUCKIN' HELL!!! Pweese, Uwu?ARIGATOU!!!"
*BOOOM!!!*
"AAAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! EEEEH!?!?"
Suddenly, in the safe... It's empty, except for a black-masked superhero with a black hoodie, black pants, and black overalls sitting before the group.
"It's the PRINCE!!!" yelled Rabura. "SICK 'IM, BOYS!!!"
"RAAAAAAAH!!!" they roared, charging with guns ablazing, tearing him open with bullet holes, but Miguel easily regenerated like it was nothing.
"Heeeeell..." he smirked.
*BOOM!!!*
All of men are burned alive by Miguel' attack.
He smiles, walking out of the flames.
"Sheesh, Rabura. Can't believe it took you this long to actually humor me."
"DAMN YOU, PRINCE!!!" roared Rabura. "KILL HIM!!! KILL HIM NOW AND MAKE HIM MINE!!!"
"Ew. I don't have interest in Discord Mods who pretend to be hot sexy anime girls for money."
"I'M A WOMAN!!!"
"Yeah, right... That's what they all say."
*RATATATATATA!!!*
"HELL SLEEPERS!!!" Miguel dodges all of the shots, teleports, and touches each of the soldier's heads, injecting heat into their nerve endings using his claws as they immediately faint from the pressure point attacks.
All of his men are knocked-out.
Suddenly, the robot carrying her activates several blasters and gun down on Miguel.
"RATATATATATATATATATATATATATA!!! EAT LEAD, PRINCE!!! GET PENETRATED BY MAH PELLETS, BITCH!!!"
"Just saying, you have serious stalker alert issues."
"RAAAAAAH!!!"
Miguel teleports behind her. "Wazzabi, baby?"
Miguel karate chops the robot's arm off as a soldier shoots him in the back of the head.
"All... anime women... are queens..." said the soldier, as Miguel slowly turned around.
"If she Uwus... SHE'S A THOOOOOOOOOT!!!" Miguel blasts a punch at him. "HELL HOOK!!!"
But the soldier breathes in some kind of gas that makes him stronger using an inhaler.
"The fuckmother muckfather WHAT!?" asked Miguel.
Miguel blasts several consecutive punches. "HELL RUSH!!!"
The man deflects all of the punches and tries sweeping his feet but Miguel jumps up and dropkicks him, causing him to get stabbed by a metal protrusion behind, but the man pulls it out and punches Miguel in the face as he crashes down, but he jumps up and ax kicks the man. He then pushes him to the door as he presses the emergency lockdown, causing the door to crush the man's arm inside.
"Jesus Christ. It's all manual? No wonder this place gets robbed all the time..." said Miguel, as the man screams in pain. Miguel walks toward the robot monitorhead only for the man to scream as he bites his hand and tears it off of his arm.
"Hohohoholy shit, you're fucking crazy!" smiled Miguel.
"FOR ANIME WOMEN, AND FOR COUNTRYYYY!!!"
The man hammers Miguel, who dodges and high kicks the man before the man grabs a knife and stabs him in the leg, slicing it downward, but Miguel regenerates instantly and punches him over and over.
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"Head punch! Head punch! Head punch! Head-!!!"
The man takes another swing as he bites Miguel's neck.
"Gross! Take me out to dinner first!" yelled Miguel as he grabs the man's jaw and breaks it.
The man relocates his jaw and kicks Miguel to the wall before headbutting him. Miguel teleports away but the man crushes his head into the wall, fracturing his skull.
However, as he turns to Miguel, he regenerates as well.
"Wuh-oh..." said Miguel. "Either you have brain damage or you're on crack."
The man charges as Miguel blasts a much weaker Hell Fist of the Phoenix into his brain, managing to knock him down. "HELL FIST OF THE DEMON!!!"
Miguel shakes his arm and turns around, seeing she has already left the building.
Miguel smiles and jumps thru space, appearing before Rabura-Chan. "Yaharou!" he smiled, as she screams before he delivers a deadly blow into her robot.
"NOOOOOO!!!"
That night...
Miguel walks into the room and opens the lights. "Woo! What a night! That hit the-!"
Anna, his wife, is there, with crossed arms.
"Hi, Anz!" smiled Miguel.
Anna steps with her foot over and over. "Well...? Did you buy groceries like I said?"
"Shiz, dude. Dunt wurry, honey! I'll go ask Athena to-!!!"
"Don't ask our aunt slash servant to do that! You're a father, now, Miguel! Your daughter's five years old and you JUST MISSED her recital!"
"Psh! Well! Psh!"
"MIGUEL!!!"
"Anz. Honey. I have a responsibility. I promise I'll watch it there tomorrow."
"She's done with it. You MISSED it."
"Oh... I thought I missed the practice. Oh... OHHHHH... Ooooh shit..."
"Your daughter's upstairs if you WANT to waste your precious time to even SPEAK with her..."
That night...
"Hi, Gabby!" smiled Miguel, as Gabrielle turns around and faces away.
Gabrielle faces away.
"Gabz, c'mon!"
"Dad... Gabrielle's five... Gabrielle can play piano. Reaper said not many kids could do that thingy... Where... were Dad? Does... Dad not love Gabz...?" she whimpered.
"I know. Dad's just busy doing hero work."
"Prometheus was there. Reaps was there. Everyone was there. Daddy was doing hero work. Gabz thinks she HATES heroes..." she frowned.
"Gabrielle... I..." said Miguel.
"Please... just... go..." said Gabrielle, as Miguel's eyes quiver.
"Okay... I promise I'll watch the video. That's what I'll do! RIGHT NOW!!!"
Miguel runs downstairs only to hear a portal opening.
He teleports to upstairs... seeing his original nemesis...
Aurora sneers, carrying Miguel's daughter in her arms.
"No...!" yelled Miguel, about to cry. "Get your hands OFF OF-!!!"
"Shhhhh... You'll wake the baby..." Aurora smiles, teleporting away, before another woman wearing all black charges and kicks Miguel to the wall...
"Who...?" asked Miguel. "Who the hell are you supposed to be...?"
The masked woman sneers. "Your worst nightmare... Hmhmhmhmhm...." She charges with flames in her hands...
Miguel dodges as she catches him with tape-like structures. "Excuse you!?"
"Scusi, dear Miguel. But your time... HAS COME!!! Hell..."
Annalisa appears and kicks her down. "WHERE'S MY DAUGHTER!?!?" she growled.
"Annalisa Antonia Anastasia. Pleasant surprise for a half-witted buffoon having slept with a prize like you," said the woman. "But alas... FAIYA!!!"
*BOOM!!!*
The room explodes as she flies away.
"GTG, LOSERS!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!"
Miguel's eyes squint angrily.
"Where's our daughter?" she whimpered.
Miguel sighs. "I don't know."
Annalisa slaps the shit out of Miguel's face and tears up. "Fuck... you..." She walks away, disgusted by him.
Miguel bows his head. He clenches his fists, breathing heavily. "Fuck... Fuck... Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK!!!"
Later...
Miguel walks inside of a bar. "Tyrone."
Tyrone, who is in the bar, turns to Miguel. "Migz! Hey, dude! How's it-?"
"I need to know where the others are."
"Your old fam? They're in their homes throughout the Multiverse!"
"Well, I need them assembled again."
"Haha... I-I-I can't do that. You're not allowed to leave the universe, remem-?"
Miguel grabs Tyrone by the collar. "Aurora... has my daughter..."
"You need to pay for a passport, Miguel..." he squinted his eyes.
"I don't... have the money... This is an emergency."
"I'm a Multiversal Doorman. I need... papers... You can pay for an advanced-..."
"You'll GET your money. I just need to pass."
"No."
"'No?'" Miguel growled.
"I said... NO!!!" Tyrone punched him in the face.
But, Miguel slowly turns to him, angrily.
Miguel punches him once and he crashes into the wall.
Tyrone growls, slowly standing up while a wooden piece is inside his thigh. "You stole... everything from me..."
"Are we seriously doing this now?"
"My popularity... My fame... My fortune... I am the son of the Gonzales family... The most powerful... fucking family... in the Philippines... you took that away from us."
"We ARE doing this now, huh?"
Tyrone charges and blasts a powerful frosty dropkick at Miguel only for Miguel to grab his feet and hammer him into the ground.
Tyrone punches at him over and over. "COOL RUUUUUSH!!!"
Miguel dodges every lightning-speed punch with relative ease and grabs his head before slamming it into the table.
Tyrone shivers in pain.
Miguel squints his eyes. He sniffs Tyrone's pheromones. "Something tells me you know something about my daughter's kidnapping."
Tyrone's eyes become terrified. He switches and smiles. "That... That nose of yours... Sure is something... Hahahahaha..."
"Ten words. May I repeat. Ten. Got it? Talk."
"I won't fucking talk you piece of shit-..."
Miguel bashes his face as blood splatters everywhere with a single jab. "Eight words. Nice, dumbass."
"Your blood. *COUGH!!! COUGH!!!*"
"Okay... Keep talking."
"Aurora has a plan for your daughter... She contains your blood... The blood of the father."
"Aight..." Miguel picks him up.
"Wait... Where are you taking me? I'll GET YOU THE PASS!!!"
"You helped her cross the dimensional rift, didn't you?"
Tyrone transforms into his insect form, trying to punch his arm away. "I didn't know she would be able to-!"
Miguel grabs his head and hammers it into the wall over and over, but Miguel... stops.
Miguel drops him to the ground. "Clean that up..." He spits on him and walks away.
"Coward... You can't... WON'T... Kill me..." growled Tyrone.
"I don't kill losers either."
Miguel sighs as he checks the tracker he placed in Gabrielle. "Post... Apocalypse World... She's in... the Philippines on that world!?"
Miguel reads the map on the hologram, stating "OFF-LIMITS" written by Prometheus himself.
Miguel sighs. "Pro's handwriting. Hmph!" Miguel presses it anyway. "Opening portal to... The Philippine Empire..."