Slime Tutorial slowly wakes up, with Lord Marvel unconscious in the distance.
The Reaper looms over the pair. "You can both regenerate, right?"
"Yeah," said Slime Tutorial. "Thanks for your CONCEEEE-!!!" Slime Tutorial is then stabbed and cut in half by the Reaper, who brutally proceeds to shater Lord Marvel's face.
"WHOA!!! WHAT THE FFFF-!!!" roared Jedan.
"DUDE!!! AAAAH!!! AAAAH!!!" roared Lord Marvel, whose face is mangled.
"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR FUCKING UP MY OPERATION, YOU FUCKTURDS!!!" roared the Reaper, fuming and panting angrily.
"What operation!? Are you some kinda surgeon?" asked Lord, as the Reaper shatters his leg. "FFFF-!!!"
The Reaper booms and grabs Slime Tutorial before crashing him into the wall. "YOU IDIOTS FUCKING RUINED THE OPERATION TO SAVE MANILA FROM THE CORRUPTION OF THE JUDGE!!! THAT BLACK SPIRALIST C*NT IS A HUMAN TRAFFICKER AND I HAD TO GO INTO WHEREVER THE FUCK THIS IS TO SAVE YOUR ASSES!!!"
"Why didn't you just stop corruption THEN save us?"
"Oh! Wow! Like I can stop corruption in A FUCKING DAY OR TWO!!!"
"YOU CAN BELIEVE, ASSHOLE!!!" yelled Slime Tutorial, as the Reaper stabs his crotch and kicks him to the ground.
"Where the fuck are we?" asked the Reaper, as Slime Tutorial throws a stretchy punch which the Reaper evades before slamming his fist into Slime Tutorial's face, knocking him out.
"It's funny that you're beating me, expecting that I would KNOW!?!?" asked Jed.
"I'm beating you because YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID!!!" roared the Reaper.
Jed roars, once more stretching and punching at the Reaper who, again, just knocks him to the ground.
Lord Marvel looms from behind and tries hammering the Reaper, but the Reaper just sweeps his giant feet and hammers his chest. "WHY ARE YOUR BONES SO TOUGH!?!?"
The Reaper sighs. "It's... complicated."
Jed roars and hammers at his head from behind, but then the Reaper activates flames from his hands so Jed could back away.
"Fire Usog..." Jed backed away and fell to the ground in fear, scampering back in fear.
"Yeah... So both of you back the fuck off..." growled the Reaper.
"I thought Usog Users can't be Infected," said Jedan.
"Again... complicated..." The Reaper deactivates the flames.
"Dude, are your boners called 'Bone-Boners?' asked Lord.
"SHUT. THE FUCK. UP," Reaper boomed. "We need to figure a way outta here." The Reaper looks around, twisting his fingers to calm himself down. He looks into the far distance and realizes that he is stuck in the desert with a couple of bozos, and that this desert is completely endless. He realizes that there is some sort of city in the distance between some sort of valley. Nothing else on the horizon. He feels at peace, and for the first time in his life, his head doesn't quiver in pain.
Suddenly, a streak of light flew across the valley, zooming toward them. The valley has a city just above it. The Reaper is the first to react, looking up immediately.
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The Reaper holds his fists up. Slime Tutorial and Lord Marvel also prepare to attack.
Suddenly, before them landed a tiger-like humanoid who had a massive physique, wearing a caped costume with an "S" on his chest.
The Reaper and the other pair back away.
"Who the fuck is Tony the Tiger?" asked Jedan, grabbing and putting his mask on.
"I am Spun," said the tiger humanoid.
The Reaper looks closely and sees that his eyes are irradiating ultraviolet rays, X-Rays, Infrared rays, gamma rays, and various other forms of light and radiation.
The Reaper turns to Slime Tutorial. "Shut the fuck up, now."
"Hey," smirked Chris. "You look strong!"
"Chris, don't even think about it," said Slime Tutorial. "Dude. This guy is obviously a very distinguished gentleman."
"What's he gonna do now?" asked the Reaper.
"Challenge him to a fight. Chris has a bad habit of doing that," said Slime Tutorial.
"He reeks of Pantheon," said the Reaper.
"What?" asked Slime Tutorial. "How the fuck do you know what Pantheon smells like?"
"He's probably an atheist," said Lord Marvel.
"No. Ugh... I can smell sight and see sound, infrared and ultraviolet, and radiation. I can also taste the fuckin' air."
"That sounds like a made-up superpower."
"It's not a superpower. It's a condition I have..."
"Yeah? Well I have face blindness," said Slime Tutorial.
"Damned straight you fucking do," said the Reaper.
"Fuck off! Ladida! Boohoo! My disability lets me become fucking Superman," roared Slime Tutorial.
"All of you SHUT UP!!!" yelled Spun. "You dare trespass into Hellish World territory?"
The Reaper's eyes widen. "Fuck." The Reaper takes out his bone claws and activates his bone armor.
"WHAT THE FUCK!?!?" asked Jedan, seeing his bones protrude out of his own skin and become armor. "I THOUGHT THAT STUFF'S YOUR ARMOR OR SOME SHIT!!! THAT IS YOUR LEGITIMATE SKELETON!?!?"
"You're some kinda..." asked Chris. "Infected... right...?"
Spun yells at them. "ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!!! STATE YOUR BUSINESSS!!!"
The Reaper squints his eyes. "We're Humans. We didn't mean to trespass."
Spun sneers. "From Black Spiral territory, I see?"
"Yeah..." said the Reaper.
"Then die..." said Spun, as the Reaper tackles Slime Tutorial who nearly got blasted with Spun's heat vision.
"HOW ARE YOU AN INFECTED USOG-USER!?!?" asked Slime Tutorial. "You can't have both!"
"Poppycock propaganda..." said the Reaper, dodging the strikes from Spun. The Reaper sighs. "My Infection is regeneration," said the Reaper, creating a claw and stabbing Spun in the throat. "That's it. But I have mastered multiple Usogs."
Spun regenerates and headbutts the Reaper, who crashes away and skips like a stone, treading on the sand.
The Reaper immediately somersaults to avoid another blast of heat vision.
Suddenly, Slime Tutorial began enveloping his face, entering his veins with his slimy rubbery flesh, but Spun melts his rubbery skin and he catches on fire, causing Slime Tutorial to scream in horror.
Spun roars and charges at Slime Tutorial, beating him.
Meanwhile, the entire time, Lord Marvel had been doing stretches.
"LORD!!! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?" asked Slime Tutorial.
"I'm warming up!" smiled Lord.
"I'M GETTING FUCKING EVISCERATED BY A SUPER TIGER-!!!" Jedan's jaw is torn off his face and fed back to him, literally, as Spun shoves it into his throat.
The Reaper roars and stabs Spun from behind. "GOD-!!! GODDAMN IT!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!? FUCK!!!"
Lord Marvel smiles and charges toward Spun. the Reaper, who is pinning Spun down along with Slime Tutorial, masterfully decapitates Slime's arms and kicks him away, as he evades himself, where Chris would manifest a shockwave so powerful that it shook the sky above.
Spun sneers, unfazed, as he grabs Chris's face and beats him over and over, chipping some rocks off his head upon each strike. The Reaper then tackles him and masterfully stabs his brain, over and over, and over, until his gray matter began leaking out of his skull. Spun falls to his knees and the Reaper keeps on bludgeoning and stabbing his brain stem, until Spun began to lose consciousness.
"How... are your bones so hard...?" asked Jedan, regenerating.
"I uh... I have two mastered Usog elements: Fire and Bone. I just heat my bones together to the point where I superheat my bones, right? Then I arrange the carbon molecules of my bones into something similar to Graphene, but way, way, way harder. Super useful."
"Yeah, you hit like a bitch," said Slime Tutorial.
Lord Marvel frowns and skips around like a child, swinging his arms. "MAN!!!" he tantrumed. "I'M SUPPOSED TO KILL HIM!!!"
"Lord, I will GET YOU a strong villain," said Slime Tutorial. "He's sensitive about his fighting prowess. He JUST lost a fight against you twice."
"You two are idiots," said the Reaper.
Suddenly, a locket falls from the Reaper's pocket.
Slime Tutorial catches it to give it back, smiling, but sees that there's a boy in the picture. "Who's the kid?" asked Slime Tutorial.
"Nobody," said the Reaper, side-eyeing him. "Just... someone I really care about. Regardless of whether he still gives a damn." The Reaper walks away. "C'mon. We gotta find a way back..."
The pair follows after the Reaper, leaving footprints in the sand.