The Hoplites enter the palace as Zeus, now having his body restored, is given 13 men and women, some being his own children, to suffice his immense starvation for physical touch and affection.
He smiles while the men and women step aside as Thor enters the room.
"Thor. Hello. Sorry I uh... forced myself upon your wife. I know she was yours for the taking."
Thor merely hammers his chest and bows.
"Beatle took sanctuary in my older bitch brother's domain. That means he is clearly withdrawn from waging war. But I know His pride won't allow that."
"Beatle's?"
"NO!!! ADONAI ELOHIM'S!!! The House of Elohim STRIDES on our suffering! They laugh at it! And we must reclaim what once were ours! Now, they pray to Him. Now, they don't even pray. We are now an afterthought. Long ago, they whisper our name when they are dying. They sacrificed their children to us. Just ask Baal. Or even big boss Lucy. We are joke now. Now, Thor... I want you to kill Beatle Saint King... And destroy his capital... Got that?" asked Zeus.
Thor nods. "Yes, my Lord."
Zeus sensually kisses Thor. "I gave you power, my boy... Trained you since you were a boy. Don't forget that... Wodan would be proud."
"Yes, my Lord..."
"Of course..." smiled Zeus. "Tell the being known as MacJovial that he was right... Whatever that bastard's got in store for us, I'll enjoy every Human death of it."
Thor flies into the stars as he warps throughout each universe, eventually reaching Prince World, and in this universe, he smiles as he lands before Beatle. Thor sneers with his dark blood crimson beard and fat cheeks. "Seems you're stuck in a fight with me."
Beatle's nerve is immediately struck. Beatle is on his farm at the edge of Moss River, kindly tending to the flowers.
"Saint King. You, me, KILL EACH OTHER!!! NOOOOW!!!"
"Ugh... Where's Herculea when you need her?" sighed Beatle.
"WELL!?!?" growled Thor.
"Ever fought Hercules before? Sorry... She's Herculea now... Changed sexes to be with her love, Dark, AKA John Stevenson. Herculea was known to have killed her family when she was a man, but she was possessed by Hera to do so. Ever since then, she abhorred the Pantheon. Years ago, I lost my family to the war... A war I fought and endured for 800 fucking years. And I may be way younger than you are, Thor, but by golly, your people really put us in a pickle... Your leader's daughter, my GIRLFRIEND, betrayed me, because YOU GUYS COULDN'T DECIDE WHO GETS THE SECOND APPLE!!!"
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Thor just laughs mockingly.
"And now... my war created the Multiverse. God fought the spirits who rebelled against Him... led by Jesus... who acted as a diplomat while I had to clean up their mess..." Beatle slams the shovel into the ground. "And you think I'm stuck in a fight with you? You're stuck in a fight with me."
"Hohoho! GET READY, TH-!!!"
Beatle charges and beats Thor over and over, teleporting into an uninhabited planet far away from Earth.
Thor is somewhat concerned, but brushes it off. Standing in 11 feet, he hammers his massive meaty fists into Beatle's face, beating him over and over as Beatle spits out some blood.
Beatle hops around in a Panther stance before boxing back, even taking out his arnis sticks and beating Thor over and over again.
Thor blocks the stick and kicks him, knocking him down.
"Fucking NEPHILIM!!!" roared Beatle, beating Thor. "CALLING YOURSELVES GODS!!! YOU MERELY HAVE THE BLOOD OF CHRONOS!!!" roared Beatle. "CHRONOS!!! WHOSE MOTHER ARE GAIA AND URANUS!!! URANUS!!! HER OWN FUCKING SON WITH A HOMO CRO MAGS ON!!! AND YOU THINK I FIND THIS FUNNY!?!?"
Thor takes out his hammer and beats Beatle with it. Thor throws his hammer and it lands on Beatle, and Beatle is unable to stand up. "Only a warrior worthy of its-..."
Beatle grabs it, picks it up and beats Thor with it.
Beatle roars. "GO ON!!! C'MON, YA FAT SPACE VIKING BASTARD!!! C'MON!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRONGER!!!" Beatle enters God-Mode Level 3, as he beats Thor over and over. "WELL!?!?"
Thor electrocutes Beatle with divine lightning as Beatle screams in anguish and bleeds from every orifice.
Beatle backs away, being in such a state for the first time as shown in this series, showing Thor's strength.
Thor throws another strike as Beatle dodges and combines his arnis sticks, making a bo-staff, then combining it with Thor's hammer, making a Morning Star. Beatle roars and beats Thor with the long hammer with grace and elegance as Thor pulls the Hammer off the sticks which sperate, but Beatle turns the bo staff into a chain that he uses to grapple and strangle Thor with.
Beatle smiles as he blasts heat vision into Thor's eyes as he screams and barely regenerates. "STAY... AWAY... FROM... MY PEOPLE!!! STAY AWAY... STOP FUCKING MEDDLING!!! RAUGH!!!"
Thor regenerates before brutally beating Beatle to the ground. Thor smiles and throws his hammer away. Beatle warps his sticks away.
Thor charges, tricking Beatle before slamming his hammer at Beatle, but Beatle knew this, and he draws out his Cain Marker blaster and shoots Thor straight in the face, puncturing a hole into his eye.
Beatle beats Thor over and over again with the mouth of his gun while shooting at the very same time, pretty much fatally injuring Thor.
Thor screams in pain, falling to his knees as Beatle shoots at him over and over.
Thor electrocutes Beatle with a punch of lightning but Beatle dissipates the lightning and finally reveals his Himala, a vine of thorns, which he uses to envelope Thor's body and suffocate him to death, each thorn puncturing him and making him bleed. Beatle roars as he finishes him off as Beatle decapitates him with a single punch.
Beatle sighs in relief, before teleporting and continuing to tend to his garden. His Himala, a crown of thorns, begins to return to his body after the fight, allowing him to breathe wearily once more rather than in pain.