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Chapter 42 - This Was Supposed to Be Simple (Part 2)

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It broke through the treeline like the trees had personally offended it — a hulking shape easily fifteen feet tall, built from something that had once, a very long time ago, probably been a person, or at least something person-shaped. Now it was mostly bog. Thick ropes of waterlogged muscle wrapped in bark-like skin, moss growing in the creases of its joints, a beard of hanging root-matter trailing from a jaw that hung slightly too open. Its eyes were two dim, sunken points of pale light, the same sick color we'd been swimming through all day.

Varkas didn't even draw his sword before he moved.

He simply leapt — a clean, arcing motion that covered the distance between him and the thing in a single beat, gold light trailing off his blade as he drew it mid-air — and came down across the creature's throat in one stroke.

The head came free and hit the mud with a sound I felt more than heard.

The body took two more staggering steps on momentum alone and then folded, collapsing into the muck with a wet, final-sounding crash.

Nobody applauded. Varkas looked like he was waiting for someone to anyway.

"The Sodden One," he said, sheathing his sword with a flourish that felt entirely unnecessary given the size of the audience. "The first real challenge for a rookie adventurer in this dungeon. Mere lightwork for one such as I."

Hask said nothing.

The Paladin continued to gesticulate and brag, back turned to the huge corpse.

Then we saw it.

"Varkas."

Something in Veyla's voice made all of us turn.

The Sodden One's body had moved.

Not far. Just enough. One arm had dragged itself through the mud, found the severed head where it had rolled, and was in the process of pressing it back against the ruined stump of its neck — the moss and root-matter around the wound already knitting forward, grasping, pulling the pieces back together, like it hadn't gotten the message that it was dead.

Varkas turned, and for the first time since I'd met him, his composure actually slipped.

"That's not — "

The thing surged upright, head reattached at an angle that should have killed it twice over, and came at him with a speed that didn't match its size.

Veyla's hand was already moving.

"Arcane Art: Dissolution. Activate."

A pulse of white-gold light left her palm and struck the creature mid-charge. It didn't fall so much as it simply stopped being solid — the bog-flesh sloughing away into ash and steam in the space of a heartbeat, the moss and root and waterlogged muscle all coming apart at once until there was nothing left standing in the mud at all.

Silence.

Varkas stood very still, sword half-drawn again, staring at the empty space where the thing had been.

"It got back up," he said. Quietly. To no one in particular.

"It got back up," Tessa repeated from her perch on my shoulders, her voice gone very small.Kael was silent, but very clearly terrified.Hask and Alara were disturbingly neutral.

Nobody said anything else for a long moment. When the clean-up was done and we began to move again, the energy of the group had changed. Everyone was on edge. A premature respawn was one thing. That hadn't been a respawn.

It took us another hour to reach the Core "chamber".The trees told us we were close before anything else did.

They'd been growing unnaturally for a while — bent, crowded, roots doing things roots shouldn't do — but here they didn't just lean. They curled. Whole trunks arced inward, weaving together overhead in a dense, tangled canopy that blotted out what little sky the swamp allowed, until the space beneath them opened into something that felt less like a clearing and more like a wound the forest had grown around rather than healed.

A hollow. Roughly circular, maybe sixty feet across, the ground sloping down toward a center that sat lower than the rest of the swamp around it — like the earth itself had sunk here, slowly, over a very long time. The black water pooled thickest at the bottom of that slope, still and glassy, reflecting nothing.

And there, at the center of the hollow, half-submerged in the water, was the Core.

It didn't look like the others I'd seen. No stone structure, no crystal formation, nothing that resembled architecture at all. It was a mass of root and rock fused together, ancient beyond guessing, roughly the size of a small boulder, glowing faintly from somewhere deep inside it with the same sick grey-green light that had been soaking into everything since we crossed the barrier.

Except the light wasn't steady.

It pulsed — a slow, arrhythmic throb, brightening and dimming without any pattern I could find, like something trying to keep a steady heartbeat and failing more with every attempt. Every few pulses, a thin crack of brighter light split across its surface and then sealed itself again, the way a wound might close over and over without ever actually healing.

Tessa's breath caught beside me.

"It's not circulating mana," she said. "It's trying to. Over and over. And it keeps almost — " She stopped, watching another pulse crawl across the Core's surface and fail to hold. "It keeps almost making it. And then it doesn't.""What does that mean?" I asked tentatively."I'd have to take a closer look."

The black water around the Core rippled once, all on its own, with no wind to cause it.

Nobody moved for a moment.

"We should hurry," Hask said quietly.Tessa clambered off of my shoulders and raced to the Core, stopping just shy of it. "I don't understand. It's not just malfunctioning…it's…broken…"I watched my teammates immediately tense up, Hask especially. "What do you mean, broken, Tessa?"

She shook her head. "The Core can't operate. It's deteriorated. I've never seen this before. Never even read about it."Varkas looked impatient. Not in the way he did before, where he was smug and condescending, but something more worried. "So what do we do?""I can't bleed the mana from it. We can't reset it."Varkas bristled. "Unacceptable! We brought you here to reset the Core. It's all you Janitor types are good for! You're here. Reset it!""Sir Aureyn," Hask spoke, his words calm but clearly holding a threat. "If Tessa says she can't fix it, you can be certain she's right."Varkas grimaced but backed down. "Fine."Hask continued. "Besides. The Boss is still lurking around here. If we even have a chance of resetting, we need to handle that."I glanced about me. There was no sign of a monster of any kind, let alone a Boss.Then the water at the center of the hollow began to rise.

Not splash. Not surge. Rise — slow and deliberate, the black surface bulging upward like something enormous was exhaling beneath it, pushing the whole pool higher by inches at a time. The Core itself sank from view as the mound of water and mud around it grew, sheets of black liquid sliding off a shape that was assembling itself in real time, gathering mass the way a snowball gathers snow.

It kept rising.

By the time it stopped, it towered over all of us by a considerable margin — a hunched, shapeless bulk of packed mud and root and standing water, vaguely humanoid in the way a heap of debris is vaguely humanoid, if you squint and want it to be. Two arms, thick as tree trunks, hung from rounded shoulders that dripped constantly, the moisture never seeming to run out. Where a face should have been, there was only a shallow depression in the muck, two hollows of that same sick grey-green light glowing dimly where eyes might have been, and a wider gap beneath them that occasionally sucked in air with a low, wet, groaning sound.

Moss and reeds grew directly out of its shoulders and back, swaying slightly even though there was no wind to move them.

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It didn't roar. It didn't announce itself the way the Sodden One had. It simply stood there, swaying gently, water running off it in constant sheets back into the pool it had risen from, watching us with those two dim points of light.

"That," Hask said quietly, "would be the Boss."

Tessa's voice came out barely above a whisper. "It's still connected to the Core. Look — the light's the same. It's not a separate thing. It's part of the malfunction."

The creature took one slow, sucking step forward, and the ground shuddered under its weight.

"Formations," Varkas called, and for the first time all day, nobody argued with him.

Duran moved first, closing the distance in that same eerie, instant way he'd handled the Swampjaws — but the Boss's arm came around faster than something that size should have been able to move, catching him mid-stride and sending him thirty feet through the air into a curled tree trunk.

"Duran!" Veyla's voice cracked.

"Focus on the fight," Varkas snapped, though I heard something under the order that wasn't quite as certain as it wanted to be. "I can't heal. I have to fight. We have to leave it to your sister."The monk staggered to his feet, clearly caught off guard by the blow, his cocky swagger gone. Before he could take another step, he collapsed again. A large rotted tree branch stuck at an angle from his back.

Uld bellowed something in Dwarvish that needed no translation and threw himself in anyway, hammer already spinning free of his grip toward the creature's head. It connected — a sound like a church bell struck with a mountain — and did almost nothing. The Boss barely staggered. A second arm, one I hadn't clocked forming from its side, swept low and caught Uld across the chest, armor screeching against packed mud and root, and sent him skidding into the black water where he didn't resurface right away. When he did, he had to roll back and forth like an upended turtle to get to his feet. He looked furious. He reached into his heavy belt pouch and drew forth a deep red potion."No!" Varkas yelled at him. "Not the berserker draught! Not yet!"Uld said something in Dwarvish and drained the bottle in one gulp. His posture changed – bent like a feral, starving animal – and he let out a roar that would've made the Sodden One tremble before charging the Boss. A massive limb swung out and crashed into him again. Uld did not move. He roared louder, pushing back hard. He even gained a few feet of space on the thing before he was grabbed by a mossy, vine-wrapped hand that shot from the water. It was like the Boss's limbs, but not attached to it whatsoever, just manifesting from the bog itself."It can generate hands from the swamp!" I yelled.I watched with horror as the giant Boss's actual arm shifted and changed. Where there was once something like a hand was now a pointed mass of waterlogged wood, vines and rock. It was shaped like a blade. And it was used like one as it punctured Uld's armor while he was held in place by the disembodied hand. The dwarf screamed and ripped it free from him, still trapped, even more furious."Uld!" Tessa's grip on my shoulder went white-knuckled.

Alara was already moving toward him.

"No — Duran first, he's not breathing —" Hask's voice, sharp, redirecting her, and she peeled off toward the monk instead, hands already glowing.

I got my mop up as the thing turned its attention toward the rest of us, the reeds on its back rattling, that low wet groan rising into something closer to a growl. I saw that Hask was grappling with two of the smaller creatures, and while he wasn't being overpowered, he was not having the best time. "Focus on the big guy!" He yelled at me.I heard a mechanical shriek that almost sounded like a war cry: SCRUB came flying in from somewhere behind me, landing on the Boss's head and emitting a high-pitched shriek. I remembered Kael had mentioned adding more sonar functionality to the bot's arsenal. It didn't seem to be working. But the little machine held on tight, trying his best.

Before anyone could react, the hulking beast reached up with a hand, ripped SCRUB from its back, and slammed him forcefully into a boulder nearby. We all heard the distinct crunch of metal. Kael let out a blood-curdling scream, half choked by a sob.Varkas finally engaged directly, sword alight with that same gold fire I'd seen take the Sodden One's head clean off. It didn't work the same way twice. The blade sank into the creature's arm and the wound simply closed around it, mud and root sealing over the cut the way the Core itself had been failing to seal, except here it actually worked, dragging his sword arm with it. He had to wrench free.

"It's regenerating," he shouted. "Constantly. Someone needs to find the — "

The Boss backhanded him mid-sentence and he went sprawling.

Tessa slid off my shoulders and was already casting, hands weaving fast. "It's drawing straight off the Core! Every hit just feeds it more of that broken mana, it's not healing normal, it's just — refilling —"

A tendril of root shot up from the mud behind her, faster than anything that size should move, and wrapped around her ankle. She went down hard, the spell fizzling in her hands.

"Tessa!" I was moving before I'd decided to.

Alara got there first, already turning from Duran, hands alight, clutching bandages. She stomped at the vine holding Tessa until it gave up, and she pulled her companion from the water, gasping and crying.Varkas was back on his feet, breathing hard, sword still lit. "Everyone hold position! We finish this together, don't scatter —"

"Kael, watch your — " Hask started.

He didn't finish in time.

Another sole hand crashed through the surface of the water and muck behind Kael and closed around him before he could turn.

"KAEL!"

It yanked him backward, off his feet, dragging him toward the central mass with a speed that didn't match anything else in this fight. The moment it touched the Boss's body, the mud began climbing him. Not grabbing. Absorbing. His shout cut off into something muffled almost immediately as the wet, black mass crept up over his shoulder.

"ALARA!" I screamed.

She was already up, already moving — and stopped.

Tessa was still on the ground, leg bent in a direction a leg shouldn't bend, blood in the mud beneath her.

For one unbearable second Alara stood between them, and I watched her make the choice: Tessa first, hands already glowing, the Full Restore incantation half out of her mouth before Kael had even fully disappeared beneath the muck.

"NO ONE BREAKS FORMATION! HEAL DURAN," Varkas roared, parrying a strike meant for Hask, sword shrieking off packed mud. "We finish the Boss or we lose everyone — Lithwell knew the risk —"

"Alara, GO," I shouted.

She didn't listen to either of us.

She finished the spell on Tessa in three seconds flat — brutal, efficient, more force than finesse — and was already sprinting for Kael before Tessa had even fully caught her breath.

"Arcane Art: Sever! Activate!"

A blade of pure force tore from Alara's hand, across the Boss's absorbing limb where it held Kael, cutting clean through mud and root both. Kael dropped, gasping, half his face still caked in the stuff, and Alara caught him before he hit the water, already dragging him clear.Uld was halfway through being absorbed by the limb that still grasped him. His face beneath the helm was twisted with impotent fury. Then –CRACK– the sound of bones snapping, then he went limp."ULD!" Veyla cried out, swinging her staff in his direction. "Arcane Art: Burst! Activate!"

The hand exploded, dropping the dwarf into the muck. Veyla yelled another incantation and the body hovered into the air. She ran, using her magic as a tether to drag him away from the fight.

"I SAID HOLD—" Varkas's voice cracked with something that wasn't just command anymore.

The Boss, cheated of its meal, turned the full weight of its attention on him.

And Varkas — furious, bleeding from a dozen small cuts, out of patience — finally stopped holding back. The world almost seemed to slow as he held his sword in both hands, straight in front of him.

"Paladin Art: Holy Barrage. ACTIVATE."

Light exploded off him, gold and blinding, and then he simply wasn't standing where he'd been anymore. He was everywhere at once — a blur of motion too fast to track, sword flashing through afterimages of itself, each strike landing before the last one had finished ringing out. The Boss staggered under a hundred cuts that arrived faster than it could regenerate against, mud and root sloughing away in chunks, the sick light in its eyes flickering wildly.The creature collapsed inward on itself, the whole hulking mass sighing back down into the black water it had risen from, and the hollow went very quiet.Nobody moved for a long moment after the water went still.

Then, slowly, one at a time, we started moving anyway — none of us speaking. All of us moving like the ground might give way beneath us at any moment.

Kael was already on his knees in the mud, SCRUB's crumpled shell cradled against his chest, one hand pressed flat over the dented casing like he could hold the pieces together through sheer force of wanting it. He wasn't screaming or crying anymore. Just breathing hard, staring down at the little machine like the rest of the swamp had stopped existing.

Alara knelt beside Tessa, finishing whatever was left of the healing she'd started, murmuring something low that I couldn't hear from where I stood. Tessa's leg had stopped bending wrong. That felt like the first genuinely good thing that had happened in an hour.

Veyla was crouched over Uld a short distance away, her staff planted in the mud beside her, watching his chest rise and fall with the intensity of someone who wasn't fully convinced it would keep doing that. Duran hadn't moved, but his chest was moving too, shallow and slow.

Hask found me somewhere in the middle of all of it and put a hand on my shoulder, briefly, the way he did.

"You alright, Callister?"

"Yeah." I wasn't sure that was true. I had realized, during the fight, I'd done almost nothing at all to help. Everything had happened so fast. I had been so concerned with the safety of my team, that I had not done a damned thing to help them. I pushed down the wave of intense guilt and opted to focus on the moment.The hollow was ominously quiet in the wake of the extreme violence. The swamp's usual stillness returned, except now it felt like fallout rather than dread. The Core sat where it had been the whole time, still pulsing weakly, still failing to complete whatever cycle it kept reaching for. Nobody had solved that yet. But the thing that had been standing between us and solving it was gone, and for one small, fragile stretch of time, that felt like enough.

I let myself breathe.

I let myself believe, for about as long as it takes to exhale, that the worst part of today was already behind us.Varkas had stayed where he was, kneeling over the remains of the Boss monster. After a minute or two he stood. I noticed his eyes were burning with rage and I tensed. "Foreman…"

Hask looked over as Varkas stepped down from the pile of monster remains and made a beeline across the battlefield.Straight toward Alara.