It's nighttime at the Ghosts Dojo. The dojo is nearly filled to the brim with all sorts of artefacts in glass casings on stands. Hiro and Miko are slouching on the couch with a bored look on their faces, taking turns to change the channel on the TV as their father is kneeling in front of Tadano and Shiro, bowing to them.
"TADANO PLEEEEEEEASE!" Father
"Pops, for the last time, NO! You can't keep your JUNK IN THIS DOJO!" Tadano
Their father gasps to his feet.
"HOW DARE YOU! This isn't JUNK; these are all testimony of my good works towards EDO, TOKYO AND JAPAN in total!" Father
"Well, your TESTIMONIES belong in the museum, y'know, where you FOUND THEM!" Tadano
"I can't take them back there! They were keeping my babies at the back, my boy, THE BACK!" Father
"I presumed we were your babies....." Shiro
"I don't wanna hear it! This house is cramped enough as it is were taking them back to the...wait, how many museums did you get these from....." Tadano
"Uh...seven...." Father
"Oh, that doesn't seem so bad." Shiro
"....ty five....." Father
Shiro and Tadano's eyes widen.
"SEVENTY FIVE?!" Tadano
" IN ONE DAY?! How is that even theoretically possible?" Shiro
"As a wise man once said, when there is a HOLE, there is a GOAL." Father
Their father pauses as Shiro and Tadano wince in disgust.
"Wrong quote....." Father
Tadano sighs.
"This is gonna be a long night," Tadano
"True, but fear not; for I have a little vehicle in the backyard that will allow us to get things done before two p.m." Shiro
"Cool. We'll use that." Tadano
Shiro runs out of the house. Tadano scoops up a bunch of the artefacts.
"C'mon, pops, get to lifting," Tadano
"Alright, alright. But can we at least leave one artefact behind?" Father
Tadano sighs.
"Fine.... but it better be something that won't do anything weird," Tadano
Tadano walks away.
"Don't worry, it won't.....I think...." Father
"I HEARD THAT!" Tadano, from outside the dojo.
Their father picks up an artefact
"Hey, Miko, Hiro, me and your brothers are UNFORTUNATELY going out to return some COOL STUFF that SHOULD BE IN THIS HOUSE, but APPARENTLY WON'T BE, and we're going to be back very late. Protect the dojo, protect the necklace I'm leaving behind, and if by ANY CHANCE you meet a SPIRITUAL PROBLEM, try the amulet as a solution. Bye! Love you!" Father
"Bye!" Hiro and Miko
Their father walks away. The red gem on the amulet artefact cracks and crackles with red energy.
Later that night. The dojo's lights are off. Miko is sleeping in her very pink room, filled with party decorations, confetti, action figures on shelves, and board games.
Hiro is sleeping in his military green room, decorated like a military barracks, along with green leaves, manga on shelves, and military manga posters.
Miko wakes up from sleep and gets out of bed wearing a large, oversized pink shirt that says ASOMBROSA and white socks. Miko walks out of her room with bangs under her eyes, goes into the kitchen, and opens the fridge. She picks out a carton of milk, pops it open, and begins drinking it.
Suddenly, there is a THUD. Miko stops drinking.
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"Huh?" Miko
Miko looks back. Her eyes widen.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Miko
In moments, Miko crashes through Hiro's door, slams the door shut, locks the door, pad locks its with the padlock on the door, locks it with the pin on the door, hooks it with the hook on the door, and locks it again with the button on the door. Miko pauses.
"Ay, ay, ay, how many locks does a guy need?!" Miko
Miko rushes to Hiro and begins shaking him.
"HIRO, WAKE UP!" Miko
"What....no, stay back...." Hiro murmurs in his sleep
"HIRO, IT'S MIKO, WAKE UP!" Miko
"Stay back.....darn it....." Hiro murmurs again
"HIRO, WE HAVE A SERIO SITUATION! DESPERTAR!" Miko
"Get behind me, Grandma, I'll protect you...." Hiro murmurs again.
"THE INFIERNO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! WE DON'T HAVE A GRANDMA! WAKE UP!!!!" Miko
Miko slaps him. Hiro jolts up with widened red eyes in rage.
"STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU FILTHY CRUMB MUNCHERS!!! Wait a minute, Miko? What are you doing here?" Hiro
"We have a grande problem on our claws, hermano, and I mean GRANDE!" Miko
"Well, the heck are you waiting for?! A smooch on the beak?! WHAT'S THE SITUATION?!" Hiro
" We have A GHOST IN THE HOUSE!" Miko
Hiro is looking at Miko with a blank stare.
"Oh...I see." Hiro
"Si?" Miko
"Yeah.....you've finally lost it," Hiro
"EXACTLY! Wait, what?" Miko
"I mean, with the way your brain was wired, it was bound to happen, but this soon?! Dang, that's actually sad." Hiro
"IDIOTA, I'M SERIOUS! There is a LIVING...no, not living... BREATHING...no, not breathing either....WALKING...do they have legs? WHATEVER! WE'VE GOT A GHOST! And I'm not talking about Shiro, Tadano, or Padre!"
Hiro sighs.
"Alright, alright, I'll humour you. You did save me from a dream as disgusting as the webbed feet of a duck," Hiro
Hiro gets off his bed, wearing a black tank top, green shorts, and a green beanie. He draws out a flashlight from under his pillow and turns it on.
"But if I'm wasting my time here, you're going to lay off on playing video games for a month, soldier." Hiro
Hiro and Miko walk out of the room.
"So where was your GHOST at?" Hiro
"The kitchen," Miko
Hiro and Miko gently make their way into the kitchen, only to find the fridge wide open.
"Okay, nothing out of the...." Hiro
There is a sudden CLANK. Miko jumps on Hiro's back. Hugging him tightly with wide eyes.
"THE INFIERNO WAS THAT?!" Miko
Hiro aims the flashlight at the kitchen sink. They find a raccoon eating out of a tuna can. It looks at them.
"A raccoon?" Miko
"Really? It looks like a GHOST to me." Hiro
Hiro chuckles.
"No es gracioso, amigo. There really is a ghost!" Miko
"Soldier, ghosts are as real as an honest politician. We don't have a ghost." Hiro
" We are talking creatures that are like seventy percent spirits and can tap into an immense pool of spiritual energy like a cat tapping into its cunning nature, not Shiro, but we draw the line at GHOSTS being REAL?" Miko
"...yeah?" Hiro
Miko sighs. She gets off of Hiro.
"Let's just keep looking," Miko
"For what, Miko? There is nothing..." Hiro
There is a sudden SIZZLE.
"WHAT WAS THAT?!" Miko
They turn around only to find another raccoon frying bacon. It looks at them. Hiro chuckles. Miko lowers her brows.
"Is that your ghost?" Hiro
"No, that's not my ghost," Miko
There is a sudden THUD.
"HUH?!" Miko
They turn around, only to find another raccoon dragging out a loaf of bread from the fridge. It pauses and looks at them. Miko has a concerned look on her face. Hiro shakes his head, smiling.
"Are you finally seeing what I'm seeing, soldier?" Hiro
"That we have a SERIO raccoon problem?" Miko
"No....well, actually, yes, but NO. We don't have a ghost problem." Hiro
"I'm telling you, hermano! There really WAS a ghost here." Miko
"Come on, Miko, can't you hear yourself? You sound....you sound...." Hiro
"Ridiculous?" A voice.
"EXACTLY!" Hiro
Hiro and Miko's eyes widen; they turn around, glancing at every corner of the room.
"The heck was that?" Hiro
"It's what I've been talking about all night, hermano," Miko
"Oh no, no, no, you mean to tell me we actually have a DEAD, SPEAKING, HOVERING....." Hiro
"Ghost?" Voice
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Hiro and Miko
Hiro and Miko snap around only to find a small, glowing white, hovering creature with no hands, no legs, and two black circles for eyes. Hiro's jaw drops.
"Who you?" Ghost
Miko and Hiro glance at each other, then glance back at the ghost.
"W-What?" Miko
"Who you?" Ghost
"U-Um, we don't want trouble, c-comprende? W-We're actually h-heroes," Miko
"Heroes?" Ghost
"Uh....si. T-This is funny, actually. We're called THE GHOSTS." Miko
The ghost's eyes widen.
"The Ghost?" Ghost
"Uh....yeah" Miko
The ghost's eyes narrow. The ghost begins ascending, crackling with blue energy.
"THE GHOST?!" Ghost
"Uh....." Miko
Miko and Hiro step back.
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!" Ghost
Miko and Hiro snap into battle stances.
"I think I hecho un desastre, hermano!" Miko
"Oh really?! Come on! Let's take it out!" Hiro
Hiro flings an egg at it. A blue aura holds the egg midair. It explodes. Hiro lowers his brows.
"Telekinesis.....great," Hiro
A blue aura surrounds Miko and Hiro and lifts them off their feet.
"WAIT DON'T!" Miko
The ghost smashes them against the ceiling, smashes them across the floor, smashes them against a wall, spins them around, and smashes them through a wall, decimating it and sending them crashing into the living room.
They groan as they rise off the floor. The ghost spawns before them with a plethora of kitchen knives hovering beside it. Miko and Hiro's eyes widen. The ghost sends the knives flying towards them.
Miko springs her arms at the TV, yanks it from the wall, and blocks all the knives with it.
"SORRY, EL TELEVISOR!" Miko
Miko hurls the TV at the ghost. The TV splits into halves and flies off.
"OH COME ON!" Hiro
The ghost levitates Miko and Hiro and smashes them against a wall. Levitate the living room couch and smashes them through the wall with it. They crash into the training room. The ghost appears in front of them with the couch and swings it down. They flip out of the way as the couch crashes and shatters. Miko wraps her arm around a bunch of mounted spears on the wall and hurls them at it. The ghost suspends the weapons in the air, turns them around, and sends them flying back.
Miko's eyes widen. She springs her arms forward, catapults herself towards the weapons, dashes on top of them, flips into the air, springs her arms downward, and catapults herself towards the ghost.
"TACTICAL MIKO INCOMING!!! Miko
The ghost suspends Miko in the air.
"Oh crud," Miko
Hiro leaps in from behind, holding two eggs.
"HAAAA!!!" Hiro
Suddenly, there is a green explosion. Miko and Hiro crash through the dojo walls and crash-land into the hallway. The amulet artefact drops in front of them as the ghost spawns before them. They groan as they get on their knees and hands.
"Body hurts.... SO BAD," Miko
"How in the name of Peter Pan's grand uncle are we supposed to beat this thing!" Hiro
The ghost begins hovering slowly towards them, with the blue energy crackling around it, getting bigger and wilder. Miko glances around and finally glances at the amulet; her eyes widen. She picks it up.
"This amulet....." Miko
"OH YEAH! Dad DID say something about it, didn't he?" Hiro
"He did? I just thought it looked cool could make for an enfermos yoyo design!" Miko
"Oh really? Tell me all about it." Hiro
"Okay, so imagine..." Miko
"GUSH DARN IT, SOLDIER! USE THE DARN THING!" Hiro
"Oh, derecho!" Miko
Miko flings the amulet at the ghost; the amulet passes through it and falls to the floor. Hiro's jaw drops.
"WHAT. THE. HECK. WAS. THAT?!" Hiro
"WHAT?!' Miko
"WHY DID YOU THROW IT?!" Hiro
"YOU TOLD ME TO USE IT, NO?!" Miko
"I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO THROW IT!!!" Hiro
"HOW ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO USE IT, HERMANO?!!" Miko
"I DON'T KNOW, AIM AT IT?!!" Hiro
"AIM AN AMULET AT IT, HAVE YOU GONE LOCO, AMIGO?!!" Miko
The ghost finally reaches them. They close their eyes and gnash their teeth. The amulet suddenly glows red and sends out a plethora of red glowing tendrils. The tendrils grab the ghost and drag it into the amulet. The amulet stops glowing, bursts into dust, and blows away. Miko and Hiro are with widened eyes. They smile.
"We....we did it...." Hiro
"We survived," Miko
They both begin laughing. Suddenly they collapse, going unconscious. Tadano, Shiro, and their father walk into the house.
"HEY, HEY! WE'RE BACK!" Tadano
"They're obviously sleeping, Tadano," Shiro
"Just doing the needful," Tadano
"Was getting rid of my life's work also NEEDFUL." Father
"Just let it go, pops" Tadano
"JuSt LeT iT gO, pOpS. That's how you sound," Father murmured
Their father flicks a switch, turning on the light. Shiro, Tadano, and their father's eyes widen, and their jaws drop at the utter destruction of the house.
"I can't have my trophies, I can't have a more appreciative son, I can't have a STABLE HOME?! Speak to me, universe, WHAT THE F@#£ CAN I HAVE??!!" Father.
THE END