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Tanking Hits [I Level When I Get Hit in the Balls]
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[Participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge!]
During his Destiny Reveal, Sam gets handed the designation of Tank — a death sentence for an Elf.
He has four years to reach level 300 — a feat almost never achieved by Elven Tanks. If he doesn't succeed, then he will die when he's summoned to complete his Destiny Test.
Fortunately, the Goddess who handed him that death sentence gave him a special chance to succeed. The only problem — it was a real kick in the nuts.
What to expect from this story: A unique non-crunchy LitRPG system, slapstick comedy, puns, middle-school level humor, supportive friendships and shocking deceptions.
High praise from a reader- “This is so dumb but so good”
Updates Monday and sometimes Tuesday Starting May 29th 2023
Cover is AI Generated by MidJourney, fixed in NovelAI and further edited by Dragon of Rochester
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Chapter 1 - Destiny is a Kick in the Nuts
Sep 14, 2026
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Chapter 2 - Baller Advice
Sep 14, 2026
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Chapter 3 - Emotional Damage
Sep 14, 2026
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Chapter 4 - Teabagging
Sep 14, 2026
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Chapter 5 - Testicular Fortitude
Sep 14, 2026
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Chapter 6 - Junk Shielding
Sep 14, 2026
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Chapter 7 - Getting Lucky
Sep 14, 2026
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Chapter 8 - Bee-balls
Sep 14, 2026
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Chapter 9 - Hung Like a Kelpie
Sep 14, 2026
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Chapter 10 - No Horsing Around
Sep 14, 2026
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Chapter 11 - Nut Bud
Sep 14, 2026
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Chapter 12 - Of Tentacles and Testicles
Sep 14, 2026
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Chapter 13 - Splitting Caviar
Sep 14, 2026
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Chapter 14 - Making the Party Go Nuts
Sep 14, 2026
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Chapter 15 - Let’s Get Ready to Tank Off!
Sep 14, 2026
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Chapter 16 - Not in the Face
Sep 14, 2026
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Chapter 17 - I’m Back! Did You Miss Me?
Sep 14, 2026
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Chapter 18 - Using Your Head
Sep 14, 2026
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Chapter 19 - Till Your Ashes Turn to Diamonds
Sep 14, 2026
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Chapter 20 - Murder Steps
Sep 14, 2026
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Chapter 21 - Aura Advice
Sep 14, 2026
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Chapter 22 - To Save Your Balls.
Sep 14, 2026
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Chapter 23 - Nut Crushing
Sep 14, 2026
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Chapter 24 - Swarm
Sep 14, 2026
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Chapter 25 - Bodies Go Down the Hole
Sep 14, 2026
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Chapter 26 - You’ve Got Crabs
Sep 14, 2026
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Chapter 27 - Protecting Your Head
Sep 14, 2026
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Chapter 28 - Into the Abyss
Sep 14, 2026
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Chapter 29 - High Ground
Sep 14, 2026
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Chapter 30 - D Destroyer
Sep 14, 2026
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Chapter 31 - Secret Thigh Highs
Sep 14, 2026
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Chapter 32 - Hidden Quest II
Sep 14, 2026
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Chapter 33 - Targeted
Sep 14, 2026
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